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Tori-Do (The Way Of The Chicken)
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Hiroshige donned the protective mask and reached for the handle to the gate. Stepping inside, he drew his katana from its scabbard, the burnished tsuba of ivory cool against his right thumb.

He glanced at the blade then lowered his eyes, offering a small prayer to the spirits of ancestors and victims with which the sword was imbued. Made in the 1400s by a master swordsman it had been in his family for 27 generations, some of them shorter than others.

Hiroshige raised the blade to the position made popular by Miyamoto Musashi (Open on all sides) then stepped lightly into an attack pose, drawing the shimmering sliver of light quickly down and right. Blood sprayed against his leg like warm rain. In the next 60 seconds Hiroshige slashed and thrust many times, sweating with the effort.

A gong sounded and he drew the bloodied weapon across his headscarf, wiping blood and gore from it, then ran it home into its scabbard.

Hiroshige bowed and backed through the gate, leaving 544 dead chickens in his wake. A fine drizzle of feathers floated on the breeze while hundreds of headless chickens rolled and flopped violently around the pen.

Hiroshige took the mask off. He was a much less imposing figure, without a giant chicken head resting on his shoulders. The white feathers of his suit would need washing.

Sotatsu passed him on the way to the pen, his face stony, his cold, black eyes hard and cruel, his black mask under his arm.

Hiroshige thought his record would be safe, today. He was a national hero, with millions of followers, in what had been a highly secretive and unknown sport until a few years ago.


UnaBubba, May 13 2004

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       Send him into a cockpit and see how he fares against razor-bladed roosters.

FarmerJohn, May 13 2004
  

       My money's on the roosters, if there's 544 of them. I was chased every day by one of those mothers when I was a little kid. I hated that goddammed bird.

UnaBubba, May 13 2004
  

       mmmmmm...Hainanese chicken and rice, bones neatly severed.

ConsulFlaminicus, May 13 2004
  

       Gokurosama deshita! (or should that be "gochisousama deshita"?)   

       I just want a good sword and a sponsorship from the makers of a *hot* curry.

lurch, May 13 2004
  

       I forsee of future of militant chickens, planting roadside bombs and waging urban warfare against their samurai oppressors.

eyeguy, May 13 2004
  

       Why did the chicken 'cross' the road? To X-mark the spot where to plant the roadside bomb.

FarmerJohn, May 13 2004
  

       This is the sort of thing that it takes to draw [lurch] out in to the open?!   

       Yo! [lurch]!

half, May 13 2004
  

       what half said! Hi, lurch

po, May 13 2004
  

       //Hainanese chicken and rice//   

       One of my favorite dishes. I have been going to the same Chinese takeaway place for 15 years, for this very dish. They only prepare it on Wednesdays and Thursdays.

UnaBubba, May 13 2004
  

       you don't cook it yourself? Philistine! oops, one l in Philistine.

po, May 13 2004
  

       I've tried and tried. I can't get it to taste right. I've even managed to cajole the "recipe" from them but it's not the same.

UnaBubba, May 13 2004
  

       A bit of mirin and some soy sauce and you are all set. That's the real way to make teriyaki. +

sartep, May 13 2004
  

       We were talking about Hainanese chicken & rice.   

       Teriyaki is beef, by the way. I think it means 'glazed sauce beef'?

UnaBubba, May 13 2004
  

       /I can't get it to taste right/   

       Maybe it’s all in the method of execution – try hitting them with coal shovels.

egbert, Jul 28 2004
  

       I'm still proud of this one. I must drink more wine.

UnaBubba, Nov 01 2004
  

       Um, I believe you UB, but what have 'the teriyaki people' been serving me when I order teriyaki chicken or pork?

swamilad, Nov 02 2004
  

       "Tori" is the Japanese word for chicken. Hence "yakitori" for grilled chicken.
"Buta niku" is "pig meat" in Japanese. So pork would be "buta niku" and "yaki" is grilled.
  

       I'll leave you to figure it out, from there.

UnaBubba, Nov 02 2004
  

       So teriyaki chicken is actually toriyaki.

egbert, Nov 02 2004
  


 
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