Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

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Transgender Welcome Wagon
A society for the newly sexed
 
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So you've gotten tally-whacked. What now? Getting ready to sport a third leg? What comes next? The Transgender Welcome Wagon has you covered.

(Fe)males receive baskets with Mademoiselle, Nair, 'Hers' towel set, thong panties, 'Titanic', heels, coupons for Victoria's Secret.

Fe(males) receive baskets with Sports Illustrated, nose hair clippers, 'His' towel set, baggy underwear, 'Debby Does Dallas', loafers, coupons for Home Depot.

Both baskets come with a coupon for free rentals of 'Victor / Victoria' and 'The Crying Game'. Actual contents may vary.


phoenix, Jul 21 2002

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       The TGWW gave me one of these bread-like things. They don't have much taste but they're chewy like a bagel bit.

reensure, Jul 21 2002
  

       A bottle of Southern Comfort

thumbwax, Jul 21 2002
  

       If it's a halfbaker that has become the other-half-baker, a meta would be needed to change all the 'he's to 'she's or 'her's to 'his's.

FarmerJohn, Jul 21 2002
  

       you spelled "herms" wrong.

Jezzie, Aug 03 2003
  

       phrasebook

beanangel, Feb 24 2008
  

       I think this post distills why we are so royaly screwed up about issues of gender and sexuality. Violent trans-itions from one gender to the other are forced by just this kind of stereotyping. I give it a bone for being a gag gift.

WcW, Feb 24 2008
  
      
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