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Isn't this what fruitcake is all about? |
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My dear half-sister organized a White Elephant Gift Exchange for several Xmasses in a row. All the useless trinkets circulated until no one knew who had what, and then we were all free to dispose of them. Those with no proper White Elephant trinket were encouraged to by a pre-owned trinket from a thrift shop for purposes of exchange. |
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Anyone want a Meanie Baby Velocicrapter? |
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Just before Christmas I had the idea that every pointless gift item should be designed with an additional use. After a couple of days wondering at the stupidity of it, you could take it to a charity shop which could then assemble it with other junky novelties to form useful items for the third world. |
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For instance, a musical Christmas card plus a pocket electronic golf game and an in-ear radio could convert into a primitive television receiver, or a couple of impressive looking steel executive toys could be screwed together with some indoor fireworks to produce an automatic pistol. |
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[pottedstu]: hmmm, I can see the airline security checks now --- "sorry, you can't get on the plane with those eyeglasses. We've already had passengers with a pen and a desk toy, and someone could combine those into a crossbow." |
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[pottedstu], I'm sure the third world would be very grateful |
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Similar to Dog Ed's 'White Elephant Exchange', for several years we had an old and extremely useless beach umbrella pass round the family as a Christmas Present. Unfortunately it became a traditional ritual and nobody had the courage to throw it away! |
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