Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

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Trinkets that you REALLY don't want
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Does anyone find themself more and more burdened with crap novelty gift items that you don't want but can't chuck out because they were given as presents on special occasions? How about giving truly awful gifts that no-one could possibly want at all so then they could be disposed of freely with no offence to anyone. Plus dustbin men would get more work.

lubbit, Apr 21 2001


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       I just give them back. People learn to check with you before spending their money on useless shit.

UnaBubba, Apr 21 2001
  

       But then they feel bad.   

       Isn't this what fruitcake is all about?

egnor, Apr 21 2001
  

       My dear half-sister organized a White Elephant Gift Exchange for several Xmasses in a row. All the useless trinkets circulated until no one knew who had what, and then we were all free to dispose of them. Those with no proper White Elephant trinket were encouraged to by a pre-owned trinket from a thrift shop for purposes of exchange.

Dog Ed, Apr 21 2001
  

       Anyone want a Meanie Baby Velocicrapter?

nick_n_uit, Apr 21 2001
  

       Just before Christmas I had the idea that every pointless gift item should be designed with an additional use. After a couple of days wondering at the stupidity of it, you could take it to a charity shop which could then assemble it with other junky novelties to form useful items for the third world.   

       For instance, a musical Christmas card plus a pocket electronic golf game and an in-ear radio could convert into a primitive television receiver, or a couple of impressive looking steel executive toys could be screwed together with some indoor fireworks to produce an automatic pistol.

pottedstu, Jan 05 2002
  

       [pottedstu]: hmmm, I can see the airline security checks now --- "sorry, you can't get on the plane with those eyeglasses. We've already had passengers with a pen and a desk toy, and someone could combine those into a crossbow."

wiml, Jan 09 2002
  


 
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