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A misdelivered joke is commonly known to manifest a tumblweed that spins at a slow yet constant rate. Take a series of these Tumbleweeds and cover their outside perimeters in electromagnets. From here an engine can easily be designed to power your vehicle.
Enter the car and tell a joke into the
dashboard microphone, that is badly delivered - leaving out important parts that relate to the punchline, and the Tumbleweeds will begin to turn . .
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I wouldn't get anywhere. My jokes are too good. Do you have a car that runs on rim-shots? |
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I think I heard the engine crank... |
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Yes, but the police have to aim v-e-r-y carefully. |
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We badly need a category for tumbleweeds.[+] |
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