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Ultimax pro 3000 Xtreme Edition Plus

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After three years of going to the gym I've found hundreds of machines on the market that serve each individual muscle groups, but there are some things gyms do not yet accommodate.

As the name may suggest, The Ultimax Pro 3000 extreme edition would be created to service the needs a unique group of gymgoers who enjoy the appearance of an athletic lifestyle, but do not have any equipment dedicated to their general routines.

UP3000EE The bulk of the would consist of several padded sections in various placements, and angles, which could be used for sitting on-- or leaning against for long periods of time, additionally the more precarious pads would be perfect for placing ones power drinks or draping dirty towels across. There would also be some totally weightless or immobile pulleys to which one could attach a variety of odd handholds which would never be operated. Perhaps most popular, would be the cardboard cutouts of the back of a womens head to which men could practice bantering to.

I suspect that If this were every created, half of all gym equipment would be rendered totally obsolete!

bobofthefuture, Jul 19 2009

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       I wouldn't use this. I fear the gym. However, I suspect demand for this product to be overwhelmingly massive, so [+].
wagster, Jul 20 2009
  

       Science: health: pregnancy?
RayfordSteele, Jul 21 2009
  
      
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