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Ultrasonic Squeaky Toys
When the dog simply *must* play at 4:00 am.
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The household belonging to my 'early-morning vampire' parents have found yet another way to disturb my hard-earned vacation slumber in the wee hours: the new puppy has developed a penchant for mouthing his favorite squeaky toy at criminal times, and has thus unseated a rather annoyed neighborhood rooster from his civic duties.

As non-squeakable toys apparently don't hold the mutt's interest, I propose squeaky toys which operate at a frequency well-out of range of human ears but which might occupy a teething hound bent on its eventual destruction anyways.


RayfordSteele, Nov 28 2004

(?) dog dazer http://www.security...nalsafety/1012.html
not too loud, I hope [FarmerJohn, Nov 28 2004]

Hopefully no adverse side effects. http://pages.prodig...artoons/whistle.htm
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Nov 28 2004]



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       Ray had to sell his beachfront Hamptons house at a loss. Everytime the dog played with his toys, whales would beach themselves, spoiling everyone's fun.+

theircompetitor, Nov 28 2004
  

       can the rooster hear it?

po, Nov 28 2004
  

       How do I know if I got a genuine Ultrasonic squeaker, or a cheaper immitation, with no sound?   

       [+] Good one, though. Squeak toys are annoying!

hugesmile, Nov 28 2004
  

       huge, by the clever marketing, of course.

RayfordSteele, Oct 31 2005
  


 
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