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Umbrella Safety Device
Stop those nasty accidents, before they happen.
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Umbrellas are used to keep water off their users. Unfortunately, this means they may also drip water everywhere. I have noticed this is a problem, especially on the polished stone floors of many foyers.

This creates a substantial slip hazard for pedestrians and building owners alike.

The Umbrella Safety Device simply wraps a furled umbrella in a waterproof sheath, so it won't drip everywhere. Can also be programmed to impale a nerf ball on the spike.


UnaBubba, Jun 11 2003

This what you're talking about...? http://www.rainsafe.com/main.htm
[DrCurry, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]

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       My umbrella has one of these. It's called a cover.

squeak, Jun 11 2003
  

       And you carry it with you? Sure!   

       I must have a half dozen golf umbrellas and I don't recall ever getting a cover with any of them.   

       I see these positioned just inside the doors of office towers, chuches, shopping centres and the like.

UnaBubba, Jun 11 2003
  

       Yeah well my umbrella folds up to 8 inches long so the cover goes in my bag until I need it.   

       >I see these positioned just inside.....>   

       So, like, umbrella stands then??

squeak, Jun 11 2003
  

       There are often umbrella stands just inside the doors of churches in the UK - or at least there was when I used to frequent churches on a regular basis. As [squeak] says covers are also a common thing over here, especially for folding umbrellas.

Aristotle, Jun 11 2003
  

       That's really handy in a building where 3,000 people work. You leave an umbrella in the foyer on a rainy day and that's the last you'll ever see of it.   

       How the hell do you stay dry under a folding umbrella? Those things are a practical joke. Make that an impractical joke.

UnaBubba, Jun 11 2003
  

       Now, put a hot air dryer in there so that nail fungus can't grow over your brolly, some personal ID tag in it so that no other person can nick it, an automatic mode (press a button and watch the sheath automatically unfurl) and I'll start to listen to reason - yes, I will...

PeterSilly, Jun 11 2003
  

       I've never seen them Curry. Maybe they're 'widely baked' in NY?

UnaBubba, Jun 12 2003
  
      
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