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I'd like a HappyMeal, and I'd like The MaggotFarm as the Prize. |
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What a way to save those poor endangered maggots who are hunted mercilessly for their much-valued pelts! |
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What about "Uncle Milty's Maggot Farm add-on Frog kit"?
Maggots hatch out into flies, frog eats flies, frog dies, flies lay eggs in body of frog, new maggots emerge from frog... |
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Spank you very much for getting
that Dead Milkmen song stuck in my
head. |
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"A worm farm is for worms... a
maggot farm is for maggots!" |
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What about maggots as a cheap alternative to dental floss? Pop a handful in and Robert's your father's brother. |
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Father: Who the heck is this Uncle Robert you're telling me is coming over here while I'm at work? |
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That'll be me 'wax. That'll be me (just ask my nieces). |
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Father: But I don't have any Brothers |
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