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No matter which method I choose,
The last drops always land on my shoes.
I need something to keep them dry,
It may not work, but you gotta try.
A star wars shield, of nylon brown,
Ensures that your toes won't drown,
To protect the gloss on wingtips, pale,
Here's a product
that shouldn't fail.
It zippers to your trouser cuffs,
And protects your shoes from falling... stuff,
So now, when you try to shake and dance,
The last drops land upon your pants. UB^)
This might help
http://www.halfbake...ea/Urinal_20Fairing
In my defence, this link was posted when the idea was a little, uh, inchoate. [my face your, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
Gender Specifocity
Circulating_20shoes
Example of today's gender specific ideas... [PollyNo9, Oct 07 2005]
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You make it for aunts, and it strays into golden shower territory. |
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Pluterday, always interested in nutrition and herbal remedies, has heard that Saw Palmetto may be the answer to UnaBubba’s, er, dribble… |
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You could always go sitting down, you know. |
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Ahmm... I don't actually suffer this problem, but I have noted that it does seem to afflict some. |
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I was thinking of you, at the time. |
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Maybe we need some sort of disposable shoe towel. |
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<pounces on ambiguity> If the shoes are disposable, why bother with towels ? Better to have disposable towels for shoes, shirley ? |
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Literary merit notwithstanding, are these shoe coverings not commonly known as spats, gaiters or galoshes? |
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Possibly, but I don't recall any of them being 16in across, and collapsible. |
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But how do you save the under-shoe?
I don’t now how, but nor do you.
The Underbrella makes a start
But whole shoe shielding is the art.
The moisture coming from below
Is worse than airborne moisture flow.
The contact time is so much more
It soaks into each stitching flaw.
At Glastonbury they do it finer
And wrap their shoes in a bin liner...
...although that's not a very elegant solution if you ask me, guv! |
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RAIN SHIELD will keep your toes dry. |
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Every sailor upon the high sea
Knows a tail wind is best when you pee.
Even bell-bottomed fellas
Need wide underbrellas
To keep both shoes lee wee-wee free. |
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Just sit down when you pee...and use toilet paper to wipe when through...then, as you will see...theres no more messy stuff on your shoe. |
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just like Circulating Shoes this seems to be pointed at a specific gender... I think I will look at my hubby's feet next time he come out of the bathroom (ew). |
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All very well to stipulate sitting, [Blisterbob], but sitting in a urinal doesn't appeal. |
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