Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

h a l f b a k e r y
Bunned. James Bunned.

idea: add, search, annotate, link, view, overview, recent, by name, best, random

meta: news, help, about, links, report a problem

account: Browse anonymously, or get an account and write.

User:
Pass:
Login
Create account.


                Please log in.
If you're not logged in, you can see what this page looks like, but you will not be able to add anything.

Vacuity Coffee Morseller
For accurate instant coffee.
  (+1)
(+1)
  [vote for,
against]


An apportionment device that is placed atop a mug, into which the upended jar of coffee is screwed. This device ascertains the resonance of the interior cavity of the cup or mug, and rations out the perfect bounty of dry coffee.

Data it would need to know: the type of coffee (and perhaps the batch number); the intended parametric intrusion of milk (and sugar); the qualities of the local water.

The idea behind this is that I've long surmised that it should be possible to reconstruct a cup of instant coffee that matches the qualities of a cup of brewed 'real' coffee, if all the parameters are correct and the planets aligned, etc. Possibly the most important parameter is the concentration of coffee versus water+milk/adjuncts.

Given that neither cups and mugs, nor spoons, are standardised, it can only be sheer folly that persuades people that they're doing anything resembling an act of accuracy in measurement when they make a cup of coffee. This scheme uses acoustic resonance to ensure the correct delivery of the right quantity of coffee.


Ian Tindale, Sep 13 2005

About instant coffee http://coffeetea.ab...a/instantcoffee.htm
[Ian Tindale, Sep 13 2005]


Short name, e.g., Bob's Coffee

Destination URL. E.g., http://www.coffee.com/

Description (displayed with the short name and URL.)







       So, is instant coffee just freeze dried brewed coffee?

bristolz, Sep 13 2005
  

       Also required: Pantone reference for exact colour of coffee required.

moomintroll, Sep 13 2005
  

       Instant coffee is either 'sputtered' or freeze-dried actually real brewed coffee. The sputtering process results in granulated or powdered coffee, the freeze-drying (sublimating) process is more expensive to achieve, but results in more aroma being preserved through the process, which the granules tend to lose a bit more of. But yes, it starts off as a big industrial-sized brew of actual real coffee.   

       And as if to reinforce everything above, I've just found a good link - aren't I good to you all?

Ian Tindale, Sep 13 2005
  

       AHhhhh! I am a coffee nut...and I drink instant coffee. But, I am fortunate in that I found an instant coffee that is actually as good or better than fresh brewed. It is made in Mexico and is called "Cafe' Combate". It is marketed all over the world and it has a very reasonable price..even less expensive than Folger's Instant. It leaves no foamy scuzz on the surface when mixed and has true coffee flavor without that "instant coffee" whang. I think the maker is affiliated with another Mexican coffee maker..."Nescafe'". But, Cafe' Combate is really worth trying if you want a great cup of coffee.

Blisterbob, Sep 13 2005
  

       //it should be possible to reconstruct a cup of instant coffee that matches the qualities of a cup of brewed 'real' coffee// HAHAHAHA!!   

       Oh Ian, you poor deluded soul.

wagster, Sep 13 2005
  


 
back: main index
 business 
 computer 
 culture 
 fashion 
 food 
 halfbakery 
 home 
 other 
 product 
 public 
 science 
 sport 
 vehicle