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Vanity Scenes

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This idea combines the fact that people our willing to pay to get their name in print (vanity publishing) with the fact that movie studios are already willing to let companies pay for product placement. To make it work a production company or studio would offer a new product - people placement (names) in movies. Some of the details involved are listed below.

1. People would be charged an amount based on how big they wanted their name to appear on the screen. For instance, a name on the list of names an actor looks at on the call box outside of an apartment building would cost just a little, a poster advertising a new perfume called bwv61 in a subway station would cost more, an advertisement for Worldgineer's Wonderful World of Widgets on the side of a bus would cost even more, and at the top of the line you could up a billboard for FarmerJohn's Pet Shop and Wholesale Meat Company.

2. The price of these people placements would be high enough to take care of whatever it cost to produce the actual display plus a reasonable margin.

3. Buyers would be able to pick the genre they want the name to appear in so if a guy was buying it as a gift for his girlfriend he could make sure her name showed up in a romantic movie and not a horror movie.

4. Allowances would made for deleted scenes. This could be handled by moving a name that's been used to the bottom of the waiting list and only dropping it off when it actually appears in a movie. If the scene the name was in gets deleted during editing then that name would move back up to the top of the list to make sure it made it to the big screen.

longshot9999, Aug 27 2004

WWW.uinthemovies.com http://www.halfbake...euinthemovies_2ecom
not as cool. [brodie, Oct 04 2004]

Name Carl Hiassen's taxidermied rat! http://www.ebay.com/fap
14 authors have donated naming rights for minor character names from their upcoming work to be auctioned off for charity - the first amendment project. OK, so it's not movies, but maybe someone's going to buy the rights. [jutta, Sep 11 2006]


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       Although it sounds so identical to any other standard form of "product placement" or movie advertising, I'll give it a [+] just for novelty value:   

       Aliens vs. Predator "According to these runes on this ancient tomb, the first sacrificial human was named . . . Tread A. Two . . . "
contracts, Aug 27 2004
  

       Likewise for negative placement - e.g. your enemy's name appears in a newspaper article, (next to the one being read by the film's hero but still in shot) entitled "XXXXXXX - the man with an unfeasibly tiny penis declared most evil and smelly git ever" etc?
dobtabulous, Aug 27 2004
  

       contracts,   

       Immortalized in both a crummy movie and a fake pyramid...works for me.
longshot9999, Aug 27 2004
  

       Why not go all the way and let people buy time for them to appear in the movie (no speaking background extras). I think if people would be willing to pay to see their name in print on the big screen they would be more than willing to pay to see themselves in the background of some cool scene.... dammit i'm trying to think of some cool movie i've seen recently.... difficult... I'll try to think of one.
brodie, Aug 27 2004
  

       Yes, [brodie] but what about them inevitably trying to be as noticable as possible?   

       This is a great idea, I'd love to be the first victim killed in a truely awful horror film. Now that's cult status.
harderthanjesus, Aug 27 2004
  

       Like being one of the zombies and having your head shot off in 'Dawn of the dead'. That would be cool.
brodie, Aug 27 2004
  

       Yes. Yes it would.
harderthanjesus, Aug 27 2004
  

       Destructionism Meat-Vision: Do YOU have it???   

       Right above the required strip-club in the action movies...
destructionism, Aug 27 2004
  

       cool idea, if totally indulgent. but that'ss the point. [+]   

       how much to get on to "the simpsons"?
schematics, Aug 27 2004
  

       It doens't matter what movie/show it is-- how cool would it be to see your name up on IMDB???
brodie, Aug 27 2004
  

       "Summerland"
..up in my favourite Top 5 Songs.
+ for the idea as its time has come.
gnomethang, Aug 27 2004
  

       Great idea but this wouldn't interest me because I'm not vain. *guffaw*   

       [Bach], the perfume you described sounds like something I'd use. And why don't they use essence of tobacco? I always think that a *light* whiff of ciggy smoke mixed with scrumptious perfume (cologne for the guys) smells damn sexy.
Machiavelli, Aug 27 2004
  

       You could buy people air time as a gift for Christmas or birthdays.   

       Oh, I just had a thought. Buying your way into scenese would be pretty rough on struggling actors who couldn't afford to do that. The original name idea hurts no-one (without imagination).
harderthanjesus, Aug 28 2004
  

       [mach] Av-gas. If a chick were to actually use av-gas as a perfume, I would drop everything and marry her on the spot. My kind of girl right there. mmmm......av-gas.
destructionism, Aug 28 2004
  

       Mmmmmmm. Sweet, leaded Av-Gas. Just don't lick them before they've washed it off. Paint chip effect! Paint chip effect!
Voltmeter, Aug 28 2004
  

       Uh, yeah. I can see why a woman smelling like airplane emission could be sexy.
Machiavelli, Aug 28 2004
  

       That's how we get baby planes.
harderthanjesus, Aug 29 2004
  

       Not exhaust, [mach], just the fuel itself...it's actually classified as an aromatic fuel. The scent of av-gas is, ummmm, for lack of better terminology, sweet. Smells like home.
destructionism, Aug 29 2004
  

       Whatever floats yer boat, [des]. Or at least powers yer 'plane.
gnomethang, Aug 29 2004
  

       I prefer the phrase "Whatever tickles your pickle."
Machiavelli, Aug 29 2004
  

       Whatever floats yer boat, [mach]!
gnomethang, Aug 29 2004
  

       No, not [EvilPickles]. He's a minor, anyway! How would I explain *that* to the judge?
Machiavelli, Aug 29 2004
  

       I give up.
destructionism, Aug 29 2004
  

       [tredair2] How much would it cost me to get a character named after me? (And we're not talking about death from "The Meaning of Life")
reap, Aug 29 2004
  

       <Writing scene for a large, barrel-chested man seen beating his golfing partner slowly to death with a used, Cleveland lob wedge. No specific tie-in to remainder of movie plot.>
UnaBubba, Aug 29 2004
  

       [des], don't despair! I love the way you talk about your dream girl! She sounds so...sweet-smelling...and natural. It's just that I was side-tracked by [gnome]'s anno about "whatever blows yer skirt up" or whatever. My attention span's pretty short.
Machiavelli, Aug 30 2004
  


 

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