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Veggie Tails
With technology these days, it seems limiting to have only humans do porn. | |
Imagine, a porn studio that creates claymation vegetable porn, similar in style to the famous zoo animals in "creature comforts. (See link)"
Now imagine a broccolli having its way with a carrot. 'Nuff said.
(?) Big Idea
http://www.bigidea..../news/musicboat.htm
An article on Big Idea about veggie tales. Don't tell me it doesn't look like the cucumber is sticking it to the tomato. [Blumster, Jun 05 2005]
Creature Comforts
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099317/
The acclaimed 1989 claymation documentry's entry on IMDB. [Blumster, Jun 05 2005]
(?) It's also been done with sofas...
http://www.atomfilm...f_sex&mature=accept
[Parental guidance: explicit sex between, um, sofas.] [DrCurry, Jun 05 2005]
Vegan porn
http://www.veganpor...ode=showcat&catid=6
Some pictures of suggestive vegetables [omegatron, Jun 05 2005]
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Croissants would be invited to join in on the action as well. Of course. |
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And for dinner today children, we have chicken, chips and veg. |
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How many times do I have to tell you daddy! "I don't like f*cking vegetables!" |
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jutta: fearless investigative journalist that I am, I can report that your link is exactly what Blumster asks for, except it's live action, not claymation. |
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Heh heh... [zeno] said "boned" |
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