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It's about time those clever GM guys stopped messing about with Soya and did some real good. Waht I mean is weaponized vegetables.
Like the Venus Cat Trap, or in its larger incarnation, the Venus Kid Trap. The Claymore Sunflower (fires hundreds of hard little seeds). The Carrot Mine, or the anti-tank
turnip. Explosive lawn moss. Nuclear mushrooms - they do exactly what it says on the tin .....
The possibilites are endless !
Eighth of Seven
Little Shop of Horrors...
http://www.ram.org/...hop_of_horrors.html
notice the review, "Like a Harlan Ellison creation..." [runforrestrun, Jun 11 2002, last modified Oct 21 2004]
The M-18A1 Claymore Antipersonnel Mine
http://www.diddybop...on.co.uk/them11.htm
What'er the Brits doing with it?!?! [phoenix, Jun 11 2002, last modified Oct 21 2004]
Exploding Flowers
http://www.pams.can...ry.ac.nz/105mtd.htm
[UnaBubba, Jun 14 2002, last modified Oct 21 2004]
Day of the Triffids by John Wyndham
http://www.amazon.c...103-4679854-4645429
Now available in e-book format. [DrBob, Jun 14 2002, last modified Oct 21 2004]
More
http://www.mallorn.com/pom/Sep97/
[UnaBubba, Jun 14 2002, last modified Oct 21 2004]
Exploding Seed Pods
http://www.wa.gov/a...o/policehelmit.html
[UnaBubba, Jun 14 2002, last modified Oct 21 2004]
And again
http://www.offwell....spersl/explosve.htm
[UnaBubba, Jun 14 2002, last modified Oct 21 2004]
Clay Kitten Shooting
http://www.richsalter.btinternet.co.uk/
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The difference between genius and stupidity is, genius has its limits. |
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¯8th of 7: nothing personal. I'd give you a croissant just because a gm vegetable that eats cats sounds better than what I had for breakfast. |
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Baked. "Little Shop of Horrors". GM. Magic. WIBNI. Common theme in sci-fi. |
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A Claymore is a sword. I don't know about yuo, 8th of 7, but i've never seen a sword shoot out a barrage of projectiles, have you? |
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Welcome to the 'bakery, 8th-dave. |
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Ok, Ok, weaponised plants (and fungi). I stand corrected, blissmiss. Sorry. |
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And Audrey Two ate mostly adults, not children. I know all about Little Shop Of Horrors - I stage managed a production once. No, seriously, surely there's someone out there who can breed me aTriffid to keep the kids off my front yard ? |
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minor clarification: claymore mines are an ordnance device consisting of a boxy-conical enclosure, partially filled with shrapnel, and containing explosives. Normally electrically initiated, the claymore is placed so the open side of the boxy-conical enclosure is facing the direction from which foot soldiers of the enemy are expected to approach. Further description of the lethality of such a device, including not only the percussive force of the explosion itself, but also the shotgun-like effect of the shrapnel, is best left to the imagination. |
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Ah, so its the namer of the mines thats wrong. Call the manufacturer, come on... |
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Congratulations, Quarterbaker, on a concise and accurate technical description of a pad mine in action. Having observed the behaviour of such devices at close quarters (mercifully, only as a test) I can testify to their effectiveness. |
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My opinion on the Invisible fence paradox is that it is quite possible to have an invisible fence with added visible signs. The fence itself would still be invisible, but its location would be discernable by the signs - which technically are an add-on option and not an intrinsic part of the fence. |
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Visible or invisible, if it keeps kids out, I'll buy one. |
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blissmiss, how long have the little flags been up? My understanding is that you're supposed to put up something visible for a while to help train the pet as to where the boundaries are. After a while, I think you're supposed to remove the flags. |
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//And Audrey Two ate mostly adults, not children. // |
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That's only b/c Seymour didn't think to bring a troop of Brownies over to see the plant.... shame.... |
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//I know all about Little Shop Of Horrors - I stage managed a production once// |
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and I've starred in a couple of productions of this...where did you say you were from? |
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[bliss] How is the invisible fence supposed to keep kids out? Invisible fence works by setting up an electrical field that is detected by a collar worn by the pet that is to be constrained within the "fence". When the pet gets close to the boundry, the collar gives fido a jolt to the neck. |
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Unless someone went around and collared all the kids in the neighborhood I don't think this will have any effect on them. |
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I agree with [runforrestrun] -- only opportunity limited Twoey's diet to adults. If the doomed Mr. Mushnik knew of her dietary needs, things may have turned out differently for him... |
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(Definitely wasn't the nicest way to leave the stage, either... I got stuck between the legs of the puppeteer one night, and needed stage hands to pull me the rest of the way out. To the audience it likely just looked like an extra-gory death spasm, luckily.) |
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Would it be able to get rid of all those horrible breeds of dogs smaller that a labrador. |
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//Would it be able to get rid of all those horrible breeds of dogs smaller that a labrador.// |
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Watch it Pete, them's fighting words.... |
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Boned for yet another magic answer to a question nobody asked. |
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Little Shop of Horrors RULES. As for the "invisible fence" signs, I think they're designed to let people know that the dog isn't really running around unrestrained. Finally, claymores are those things that say "FRONT TOWARD ENEMY", right? As though anyone who couldn't figure that out would bother to read. |
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ah...an editor. Just what we need, another pedant with a red pen...at least this one *has* credentials <grin> |
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Runforrestrun: I'm from the North of England. And I throughly approve of the troop of brownies idea. Indeed, herding small children in at random would be entirely satisfactory.
And I was sorry to see the demise of Orin Scrivello; he was such a wonderful character. I always wondered what he and Audrey got up to with thise handcuffs ... :-) |
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MWburden: Electric shock collars on children. Oh Lawdy Lawdy, ah have died and gone to heaven ... |
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MrWrong: Yes, I don't think Audrey II was very descriminating diet-wise.
We had a trap in our stage with a steep slide; myself and another stagehand had to catch the victims as they were "eaten". Since the victims were moving quite fast, and it was dark, we ended up apologising to Audrey a lot - we had to grab at anything going. She was very understanding - just glad we stopped her smashing into the wall ..... |
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English Pete: Come over here and say that to my Shsh Tzu. He'll lick your toes off ..... |
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Supercat: Sorry to disapppoint you but knowledge of reading and writing (especailly joined up writing) is a bit beyond most line infantry ... especailly the officers (myself excluded of course). |
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Blissmiss: What's wrong with Eighth of Seven ? Just call me Eighth, all my friends do .... |
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"Resistance is Futile. You will be Assimilated." |
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(Yes, another sad Trekkie) |
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Yes, fine - binary is cool. When you get to know me better you can call me by my first nibble. |
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But don't try to Hex me ... |
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Ah another trekkie. Great series, particularly the episodes This Side of Paradise (spore firing flowers) and The Way to Eden (acid grass). |
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Were those from the original series? |
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MM... those were great, those and Next Generation. The other ones went downhill. |
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As for this plant, I like the idea! Triffids too!
(by the way, if you could tell me the title of the book, that would be great! I forgot what it was...) |
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Day of the Triffids, John Wyndham |
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CrazyB, yes. Original series.
And just to add to yama's info. Day of the Triffids can now be downloaded from Amazon at a gratifyingly low price (see link). |
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Oh goody, an anti-cat 'baker. I like pulling them apart. They are always hard on the outside, but all soft and chewy inside. |
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Btw, isn't it claidheamh-mór ? |
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UnaBubba: I love cats too. Let's swap recipies. |
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Congratulations on your Scots Gaelic. It means "great sword" and was usually carried by a swordbearer who attended the king or clan chief in case he wanted to dispense honours or summary justice. (c.f. Macbeth). Being a swordbearer was and remains a great honour. |
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The word was of course Anglicsed so that it could be spoken in the civilised lands to the South without everyone having to go for tongue-knotting lessons and carrying a little bag of gravel with them. |
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"Stepping into Eden.... yea, brother..." |
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Boned for anti-feline sentiments. |
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Only too happy. Firstly, though, I'd like you to learn to spell 'recipes' and 'Anglicised'. |
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After that, we can swap recipes. Personally, I love Poms, but I wouldn't eat a whole one without some sort of relish or sauce. |
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[English Pete] no need for the plants, [Unabubba] will do the trick! |
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Hahaha, killer vegetables, + |
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Read a short story once about a guy who experimented with plants, mutating a venus flytrap until it grew to huge size, eating 10 lbs of steak a day; he also had a horrible old woman living in his house, it was his mother. He tried to kill her by tripping her into the plant, but it was too scared of her to eat her. Horrible woman. |
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