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Vertical Retirement Homes
Gravity fed, 'til they're dead.
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For those of you who have been to retirement homes, to visit grandparents and the like, you'll probably nod knowingly and suppress a tear. For those who haven't, this will be a little confronting.

As retirement villages take up ever-increasing proportions of our cities' landscapes, with the burgeoning numbers of the fogie class, space will be at a premium.

A tall building, with a garden space built into it every few floors, will provide the same purpose as is currently served by acres of often unkempt gardens and sprawling buildings in and around current retirement homes.

Here, beautifully tended beds of thriving roses around the edge of the garden floors cheer and delight the old folks, staff and visitors alike. The water that is used to maintain the rose gardens on level 40 can filter down, to do the same on (say) 36, 32, 28, 24, 20, 16, 12, 8 & 4.

Rooms are completely modular, with a large external elevator to take "new", empty rooms up to the top levels, to await their next inhabitant.

In the early stages of their confinement to the nursing home, relatives of the err... inmates, will take the time to venture all the way to the top of the tower, to visit their Granny, whose eyesight will still be keen enough to appreciate the endless views available.

Later, the relatives will feel it is less imposition to travel increasingly shorter distances to see Grand-dad, whose Alzheimer's is kicking in, so they would visit him less and less often unless it was deliberately made easier.

The nice nurses use the modular room system to shift his entire room down to a more appropriate level as he deteriorates. This saves disruption and confusion for someone whose world is increasingly defined by his immediate surroundings.

On the ground floor are located palliative care and the hospital section (making it easy to come and go, as the end draws near)

Eventually, they end up in the basement, just below the palliative care unit, where the non-denominational chapel and crematorium are situated.

Roses just love potash fertiliser.


UnaBubba, Feb 14 2006

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       Good suggestion, [bigsleep].   

       I have grown to hate going to nursing homes, though I now have only one grandparent left in a nursing home. The others, thankfully, have shuffled off this mortal coil.

UnaBubba, Feb 15 2006
  

       Seems inevitable.
Hopefully by the time I need to be in a home they have them in orbit. Low G's, no aches.
  

       It's sad, how we almost regard the aged as commodities beyond their usefulness. It may be true, but we're all headed there, like it or not.

UnaBubba, Feb 15 2006
  

       I would not allow myself to be subject to a nursing home!   

       I never understood nursing homes anyway, does your 'younger' family suddenly decide to send you to one, with no choice yourself, you are kept prisoner in such a building? I would most definely hate that. I think it would be like Juvie all over again! Ugh!

EvilPickels, Feb 15 2006
  

       you know BB that was exactly my thought when I first read this (the topmost bit) and obviously the ones with no visitors should be furthest away.

po, Feb 20 2006
  

       I'm personally sceptical that "god" would reside in the clouds, or up above the Earth.   

       The best place to hide would be in an ocean. We know practically nothing about the world, more than 200 feet underwater... and it covers 3/4 of the planet's surface.   

       Perhaps all gods are really fish, or sea cucumbers, or just urchins?

UnaBubba, Feb 20 2006
  

       A vertical home is a 'no fixed address' model that in many way is just like a traditional nursing home, except that more senior residents of a traditional home tend to cluster near the exits. It's easier for their caregiver to give them a last bit of attention at shift's end, or to drop out for a quick smoke while the bathroom is tied up.

reensure, Feb 21 2006
  

       //I'm personally sceptical that "god" would reside in the clouds, or up above the Earth.//   

       Maybe God is made of dark matter and dark energy.

quantum_flux, May 10 2008
  
      
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