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If you're aready a regular practitioner one bad habit, you're probably not adverse to trying another, so why not just get a whole bunch in a sampler pack?
Gamblers Anonymous
http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/
Gambling not addictive? These folks might take issue with that statement. [migennes, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
Party Asia Agency
http://www.partyasia.com/
Perhaps we could set up a website like this? [FloridaManatee, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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<pedant> averse </pedant>
plus vote for vice! |
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<Maude Findlay>God'll get you for that</Maude Findlay> |
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Does it include incest and suicide options ? |
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Dimandja: what were my other two strikes? |
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Edited to take out parts dealing with religion as i doubt i could sell neighbors wives anyway. |
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So it would contain, what? |
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Cigarettes.
Vodka.
Marijuana cigarette.
Heroin.
Porn.
Chocolate.
Tetris arcade machine.
Pizza with cheese-filled crust.
Toenail extensions for biting.
Pack of cards, poker chips and copy of Hoyle's Rules of Games.
Six racehorses.
DSL connection to the Halfbakery. |
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Do you have one already made up? |
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yes, i meant what you said pottedstu, but no i dont have one made up yet... perhaps my pick-a-packetorium could whip up a few travel sized ones though. |
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Having experimented exhaustively, I have had to prioritize my vices, to get the most fun from my budget. |
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Maybe (to keep this fun) it should be restricted to items which are habit forming rather than all-out addictive. I realise this could be contentious in itself (what exactly is addictive?) but, for instance, I would not consider chocolate or gambling to be addictive, whereas heroin would be. No point utterly destroying yourself in the process. |
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Private aviation is very habit-forming. Mabe you should include that. |
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Alright, we've got the drugs and gambling. Where's the prostitution and racketeering? I want it all! |
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perhap it would be a hit, like the combo meal of hell-worthy traits. I'll take nail biting and compulsive drinking, with a side of cursing. |
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[8th of 7] suicide...a vice? |
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you're going to need a supersize for gluttony. +! |
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My Suggestion:
Cheap prostitute
Vaseline
9v battery
Gerbil |
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Hand Grenade (possible upgrade to grenade launcher)
2 cartons Rave Cigs. (anything that bad isnt habit forming)
lighter
1/2 gallon Rum (easier to stomach than vodka)
the drug sampler back (as featured in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas)
2 lbs chocolate
assorted rock cd collection
Gaming computer W/ Everquest and a dsl connection |
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I think this covers the main vices sex, drugs, rock and roll, violence, smoking and chocolate, and they combine into so many interesting combinations. If i was stuck on a desert island and could only take thirteen things, i'd take this list, and a plane. |
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Here are some more suggestions for the package: |
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A charasmatic preacher.
Depression inducing pill.
A can of coke.
A Mc burger and fries.
A television.
A snooze button for the alarm clock.
An abusive spouse.
Spouse abuse instructions. |
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Caution: all the above if tried once can be horribly habit forming (possibly with the exception of the burger.) |
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I find this all very amusing and exciting.........especially
the flurry of Vulcan-mind-melding going on. Yessiree,
put me down for a 12 pack, please! |
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Somebody give this genius more pastry icons, now! |
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I'm only young still do you have starter kits? |
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Spin off to: Vice Island, a fantasy vacation destination.
Better yet: Club Self-Med. |
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I see packaging it like those little box samples of cereal. |
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