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Many people find dentures uncomfortable and a nuisance
to clean. An alternative would be miniature laser implants
inside the mouth which would project a holographic image
of perfect dentures. Additionally, they could be programmed to change the color of the dentures to co-ordinate with the user's
clothes.
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Are you going to slice and dice food with these lasers? Or slice up people--is this for a geriatric supervillain? |
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They could make extra money laying on the couch at frat parties and projecting Pink Floyd laser shows on the ceiling. |
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