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Virtual USS Enterprise

Simulate starships and take vacations on them
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A building would be outfitted to look like the interior of a spaceship. Screens would be fitted to various ship's displays. Replicators would be created by preparing various meals behind-the-scenes ahead of time. A client would enter the menu item on a screen, a door would slide shut, then slide open again with the requested item. Cabins windows/displays would be outfitted with appropriate scenes as determined by where the virtual ship would be.

Outings could be performed by donning a space-suit-like affair with VR goggles. Alien environments could be simulated as required by having a large room with props, actors, and air conditioning. Certain rooms would be outfitted to tilt to and fro.

Why wait for science to catch up when you can explore Right Now? Escape from an alien prison! Perform delicate negotiations to save the empire from war. Or just tell both sides to where to shove their treaty and shoot to kill! Meet alien babes of any imaginable gender! Travel to Vulcan, to the Klingon homeworld, to Pluto, or any of a hundred other planets! Taste the food, taste the excitement! Fight a Romulan for control of the ship! Or start out as a stow-away and earn your place as a valued crewman. The adventures are endless.
Voice, Feb 20 2016

They almost did this http://collider.com...k-enterprise-vegas/
Would have been awesome. They should still do it. [doctorremulac3, Feb 20 2016]

Flight to Mars - 1950 https://youtu.be/CNQtHijwzt4
[Klaatu, Feb 29 2016]

Wrong franchise https://disneyworld...lactic-starcruiser/
[Voice, Aug 26 2019]

Redshirt deaths listed. https://whatculture...-from-worst-to-best
Searched for this Knowing somebody would have put it together. I'm guessing there are several pages devoted to our beloved fallen heros in red. [doctorremulac3, Aug 29 2019]

One of more than one https://store.steam...r_Trek_Bridge_Crew/
[theircompetitor, Aug 29 2019]

A novel devoted to the heroes who wear red... https://en.m.wikipe...i/Redshirts_(novel)
[RayfordSteele, Sep 05 2019]

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       It's worse than that, he's bread, Jim!
MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 20 2016
  

       Puns are leaking between ideas: the apocalypse is upun us.
Voice, Feb 20 2016
  

       And the Curse of the doomed Red Shirt be upon you, [Voice].   

       [+]
8th of 7, Feb 20 2016
  

       //Virtual USS Enterprise   

       (psst..nobody tell Voice that Star Trek wasn't real...)
not_morrison_rm, Feb 21 2016
  

       // nobody tell Voice that Star Trek wasn't real //   

       What ? You'll be saying there ain't no Sanity Clause next ...
8th of 7, Feb 21 2016
  

       Make it so! +
whatrock, Feb 22 2016
  

       Short Star Trek script by Doctorremulac3:   

       Kirk: "The Valunzions are a violent race on a dangerous planet so make sure your phazers are fully charged. Spock, Bones, Johnson, you're beaming down with me."   

       Johnson: "Captain, uhhh, I've got a red shirt."   

       Kirk: "So?"   

       Johnson: "I'm an unknown actor with two lines "Yes sir." and "I'm going into this cave to see what that noise is.".   

       Kirk: (gesturing wildly and pausing between words for emphasis) "Make... your... point...Johnson! I'mgettingtiredofthis!"   

       Johnson: "So I'm just here to get killed. I'm not going down there."   

       Spock: "Fascinating."   

       Bones: "Damn it Jim!"   

       Aaaand... scene!
doctorremulac3, Aug 27 2019
  

       Actually, the Red Shirt of Doom is quite predictable. For example, Lt. Uhura is frequently seen in a red shirt, but - despite visiting dangerous places, and even being kidnapped on occasions - she conspicuously fails to get killed. [doc] has noted the cogent factors -   

       {   

       if ( (shirt == RED) && (character == NEW) && (lines <= 3)) outcome = DEATH;   

       return (CORPSE);   

       }   

       Why is it that, despite our repeated offers, no halfbakers have ever taken the opportunity to visit our Cube ? Apart, that is, from [MB] and members of his family, who we didn't invite, didn't want, and struggled to get rid of (besides which, the damage was quite extensive, and there's still a very odd lingering odour in places which is probably Sturton's aftershave, although it smells remarkably like a solution of coypu excrement in automatic transmission fluid. Then again, he may just have spilt some of the contents of one of his hip-flasks.)
8th of 7, Aug 27 2019
  

       There's going to have a lot of crew, to run all those doors.
wjt, Aug 29 2019
  

       //(lines <= 3)) outcome = DEATH;//   

       I'm checking to see if the line "Yes sir." is the most common final words from redshirts.   

       Most common cause of death seems to be zapped by futuristic death ray. See link.
doctorremulac3, Aug 29 2019
  

       SCENE: The QM's stores at Starfleet Academy.   

       A CADET approaches the counter, behind which is a CHIEF PETTY OFFICER.   

       CPO: "Ah, kit issue, USS Enterprise ?"   

       CADET: "Yes, sir !"   

       CPO: (Dumping a pile of clothing on the COUNTER) "Right, my son ... Boots, black, one pair, socks, two pairs, trousers, black, two pairs, shirt, red, two..."   

       CADET: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO !"   

       CPO: (kindly) "Yes, I'm sorry, lad. It's a nasty job, but someone has to do it, however briefly."
8th of 7, Aug 29 2019
  

       'We don't have to do it Captain, it doesn't need the same power!'
nessiehunter, Sep 05 2019
  
      
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