"Oh my God JR, did you see that?!"
"I sure did King, but it looks like the referee didn't, he's out cold!"
"The referee's been Irish whipped into the steel corner post and is flat out on the ropes! What will this mean for Shawn Michaels, struggling to stand in the centre of the ring?"
know King, but one things's for certain, Umaga has, and will continue, to take advantage of this situation with the referee unable to intervene."
"What's that?! Oh God no, a steel chair! Umaga has just pulled out a steel chair from under the canvas, God knows what it was doing under there in the first place, but there it is and he's climbing back into the ring with it!"
"He's raising it up! There's no-one to stop this! This is wrong, this is bad and it's wrong! Who can stop the Heart Break Kid from being pummelled by the Samoan bulldozer with that reinforced steel chair?!"
- Ding Ding Ding -
"Oh my God! Did you hear that?! The referee is out, and before Umaga can deliver that blow to HBK the Third Umpire has intervened!"
"That's right JR, to commemorate the 25th Wrestlemania the WWE has introduced a video referee to maintain the fairness of a good wrestling match! And what a time to use it! Umaga is devastated!"
"Can we take a look at what just happened?"
"Let's take a look..."
"Ok, so here you can see what happened just after the referee was accidentally thrust head first into that corner post. Now if we slow this down, these images were captured at over 1000 frames per second. Watch the Heart Break Kid, just about to deliver Sweet Chin Music to Umaga."
"There he is winding up the band. He launches forwards and... Uh... Uh... There it is! You can definitely see the impact that that base-jumping midget has on Shawn Michaels' skull. Let's see that again, and... there!"
"Darn, that looks like a nasty crack! Right out of nowhere! I mean, what was that little fella doing jumping from the roof of the Stadium here in Milwaukee, Wisconsin?"
"Beats me JR, but you know as well as I do that the world of sports entertainment can be a little strange at times!"
"Amen to that! Wait, if you watch just carefully in the left hand corner you can see Umaga pulling that large lawn-mower out of his leggings."
"I thought I saw that at the time but, I don't know JR, I guess I just didn't believe it!"
"These things move so fast King, and we're not getting any younger. Let's check the snickometer for impact."
"So this gizmo displays the recorded sound from the ring in a visual wave line, right?"
"That's right, now here comes that mower, it's getting closer to Michaels' head, here it comes, watch the snickometer... There! Impact! Even from this obscured angle we can still see that Michaels is illegally hit with a lawn-mower by Umaga. That's the point that Michaels gets clobbered, and that's the moment that Umaga is disqualified. Shaun Michaels retains the Intercontinental Championship!"
"Let's take a look from a different angle King. Here comes the lawn-mower, it's descending, you can see Umaga's fat wobbling, God! Now here comes the moment of impact, and... Heavens to Betsy! The midget! He jumped in front of the oncoming mower and saved Michaels! Watch the little guy as he tears down through the canvas and out of sight! What a turn up!"
"And look! At that same moment you can see Shawn Michaels firmly grasping Umaga's nether-regions! That's a low blow! There's your illegal move! There's your disqualification!"
"Tonight Umaga wins the Intercontinental Championship! And the cheating Michaels will head back once again into retirement for yet another decade!"
"And now let's break for tea."