WWHD?

A man walks down the street, meets some roley-poley, little, batfaced girl. Before he succumbs to temptation, he checks, then thinks to himself, .oO "What would Homer do in these circumstances?" ________________________________________

He gave her perfume, she used his razor, and decided to change his ways. She lay awake for hours that night, staring at the ceiling, wondering .oO "What would Homer do, if it was him instead of Brent here beside me?"
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WWHD is a predictive analysis tool with an interface much like a PDA, to allow people, who find themselves in dilemmas like the foregoing examples, to plot the most suitable course of action for their lives, based on the teachings of Homer. Three levels of functionality, one to represent the ancient Greek, one de brutha down de alley wit' the Mac-10, the third the fat, yellow guy. Your choice.