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Waging Peace
Today a comfortist cell bombarded a plane bound for moscow with pleasant smells of baking cookies. | |
How exactly do we wage peace?
Rolling confetti guns move in 2 by 2 formation through a shopping mall, hug swat teams assaulted protestors with hugs and fluffy teddy bears. Crack infiltration teams snuck in and tidied your office, and left a nice note. Roving bands of hooligans jumped down from
trucks and distributed chocolates, helping old ladies across busy streets.
Free hugs
http://vids.myspace...al&videoid=13433792
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Sep 03 2009]
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hello newbie. Let me greet you. sadly this does not reach my standards for being an invention. Inventions are not by axiom questions, they are answers. If you want to embellish any of the proto-ideas from the body text into a complete living idea, i encourage you to do so. If all you have is questions then maybe you should lurk for awhile or post on a site that is about sparking discussions. The "this will spark a discussion" format is frowned on here unless you keenly disguise it, which you did not do here. |
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Sounds like it would get real annoying real quick. The confetti
would make a huge mess, I'd lash out irrationally at anyone I
don't know (unless it's a really good looking female) who tried to
hug me, and I'm
also not sure I'd like the idea of pacifists breaking into my office
any more than I'd like anyone else doing it. My security response
would not discriminate. |
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wouldn't work: people'd be looking for the catch too much. |
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"Mr. 21 Quest, here, have this flower. Would you like to learn about Krishna Consciousness and the way to inner harmony, enlightenment, and world pea... OOOF"<thud> |
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Not a newbie, just seems to be more of a rarebie. |
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Uh oh [RayfordSteele], I fear a list coming on. Actually
started making a list in my head. |
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