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Warren Buffet

 Eat and grow rich
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At the Warren Buffet chain restaurant you can get any sort of meal you wish. Select your ideal meal, from a veritable smorgasbord. You want a slice of Bear Paw? Go for it. Prime Bull Rib? It's yours.

At each table there is a stock advisor whose services you can engage for a modest fee, to assist you to select recommended stocks and discuss investment strategies over coffee, if you wish. Stocks may be selected with each dish.

All advisors are licensed and accredited.

Sure, it's expensive to get in, but what good deal isn't ?

No, I couldn't find a restaurant that was so blithely focussed on a theme of stocks and bonds. They may exist, but not in my part of the world. That was the original idea... the name came later.

—UnaBubba, Jul 27 2005

More lunch ideas You_20Eat_20It_2c_20You_20Own_20It
[theircompetitor, Jul 27 2005]

Warren Buffet circa 1698 http://www.londonst...verview/history.htm
As referenced by [zen_tom] [jurist, Aug 03 2005]

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       Next door to the Warren Buffit Auto Detailing Service, no doubt...and the Warren Buffup Gym...
—half, Jul 28 2005
   

       That, and on the other side the Jimmy Buffett Lounge Bar.
—UnaBubba, Jul 28 2005
   

       And the Warren Peace Bookseller's just down the block.
—half, Jul 28 2005
   

       Below the Cut Above Hairdresser?
—UnaBubba, Jul 28 2005
   

       Another Warrening sign of the apocalypse.
—baconbrain, Jul 28 2005
   

       ....where you can have a good rabbit
(Cockneys only)
—Ling, Jul 28 2005
   

       Welsh rabbit?
—normzone, Jul 28 2005
   

       Let me mull it over.
—UnaBubba, Jul 28 2005
   

       there's a hare in my soup.
—po, Jul 28 2005
   

       I'll order bullabaise and beary pie.
—dentworth, Jul 28 2005
   

       Hot Beary Pie? Yum!
—UnaBubba, Jul 29 2005
   

       Water, tea, and Red Bull
—elhigh, Aug 03 2005
   

       Hey UB's account is back! was it gone or was that just me?
—dentworth, Aug 03 2005
   

       Trades in stocks and bonds etc., especially in London grew up in the coffee houses of the city. In many ways, [UnaBubba]'s idea here actually mirrors the original birth of what we know today as commodity and equity markets.
—zen_tom, Aug 03 2005
   

       [dentworth] I don't think it went away, just got suspended. For an explanation (and a good few farewells) go see [FarmerJohn]'s Happy Hen idea.
—AbsintheWithoutLeave, Aug 03 2005
   

       saw it. don't believe it, they'll be back.
—dentworth, Aug 03 2005
   
      
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