Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

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Wedgie Proof Shorts
break-away waistband
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The ultimate underwear for runts, geeks and nerds, each pair (ever wonder why one piece of underwear is call a 'pair'?) of Wedgie Proof Shorts comes with a break-away elastic waistband, assuring that bullies will be without a grip when it comes time to hang you from a street sign or lamp post.

nuclear hobo, Mar 02 2007

Mock thong Mock_20Thong
idea's in the first anno, sort of... [ye_river_xiv, Mar 05 2007]

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       I'm pretty sure I've seen this done before... as a thong... Yep, I'm sure it has been done here before. That was a stunning mental image...

ye_river_xiv, Mar 02 2007
  

       give us a link, ye. till then...   

       great idea nh.   

       you do know, nh - you can vote for your own ideas...

po, Mar 02 2007
  

       I prefer to wait a bit before I contaminate the pool ...

nuclear hobo, Mar 02 2007
  

       Runts geeks and nerds be damned. I propse that all their shorts (and underwear) be fitted with not only high strength stitching but also a "bully handle" fastened to it to make wedgie(ing?) a little more comfortable!

the dog's breakfast, Mar 02 2007
  

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       The masterful bungs, with his usual restraint, has apparently not baked the idea himself. So I'm not going to mark this or anything... but I'm sure the thong idea would make for better reading.

ye_river_xiv, Mar 05 2007
  
      
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