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Images of COVID-19 depict it as a ball covered with multiple projecting flared forms, (and usually in a light blue colour for some reason)
Instead of fearing the virus, it's now possible to spend the night actually inside it, with the launch of the COVID-19 Virus Pod Hotel. This is because each of
the sleeping pods is an enlarged version of a COVID-19 virus (see pic).
Inside each pod are padded versions of the usual contents of the virus.
These act as pillows, bedding and duvet covers. Guests can learn all about the wonderful world of viruses, as every other feature of the hotel has a virus theme.
Covid-19
https://www.imperia...ases-exported-from/
pods would look like this [xenzag, Mar 16 2020]
[link]
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Still laughing. But probably won't next week when I get it. So
enjoy your bun tonight, for tomorrow it just may be a rotten
fish carcass. |
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Was expecting an Eagles song satire. |
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I am in Spain, but not really taking it that seriously. People are walking their dogs, food places are open etc. |
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Walking outside does not increase risk for you or others. |
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On a bright city skyliiiiine
No wind in my haaaaair
Sharp smell of spray cleaners
Rising up thru the aiiir
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Up ahead in near distance
My screen was shimmering bright
My eyelids heavy and the light is dim
I'm annotating toniiiiight
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Was she outside my doorway?
I heard a siren wail
And I was thinking to myself
I'll go to heaven or I could stay hale
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Then she made me buy candles
I've stooowed food for days
I hear voices from somewhere
And they tell me to saaaaaay
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WELCOME TO THE HOTEL COOOROOONA
Such a lovely place (I'm happy in this place)
Such a lovely face (my screen reflects my face)
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PLENTY OF ROOM AT THE HOTEL CO-O-ROOONA
Any time of year (any time of year)
You can find me here (you can find me here)
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Her mind has S&P twisted
Her mind halved Mercedes-Benz
She's got a lot of pretty sneezy boys
That she calls friiiiends
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How they dance through the courtyards, exponential
spread...
Some, hygeine remember, some, hygeine forget...
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So I called [8th of 7]
'Say, what's on your mind?'
He said, 'seems like we've been posting here since
since
nineteen sixty-nine'
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake me up in the middle of the night
Just to annotate...
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WELCOME TO THE HOTEL COOOROOONA
Such a lovely place (croissants i can taste)
Such a lovely taste.
I'm livin' it up in the Hotel Corona,
What a nice surprise (spring-loaded custard pies)
bring your alibis
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Mirrors on the ceiling,
a new way of making ice?
I told her, 'I'm no prisoner here; I've invented a new
device'
And in a virtual chamber,
They gathered for the feast,
They cover it with fishbones,
But the cat thinks it's a treat.
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Last thing I remember, I was
Taping shut my door
I sealed every passage back to the place I was
before
'Relax' I said to "Corona",
'I'm programmed to achieve.
I could log out any time I like
But I will never leave!'
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WELCOME TO THE HOTEL COOOROOONA
Such a lovely place...
Such a lovely face...
...
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*i'm locked-down (i mean "sheltering-in-place") over here |
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Bravo [sninctown], BRAVO! |
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As of noon today, so am I. No more fun job. Just retirement.
No East Coast vacation, just cornfields, and pissy mood
husband. |
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+ and a covid 19 disco ball |
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^ you could post that as a standalone idea; to be hung up in a completely empty disco, as an ironical statement on contemporary life ... |
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^ One for the Biennale Art festive. A ceiling disco Corvid -19 with a ring of hazard tape 2m out, down on the floor. And an oversized block of soap sticking out of the floor at an angle into the hazard sphere. |
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I think you should eat so much that the shell bursts, like a pinata... |
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I posted a Piñata virus idea yesterday. |
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