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Ah, the whoopi cushion. A paradigm of harmless prank humor. But it has problems. It is too big to hide. Also it can rupture, making it useless. And try getting one in a hurry!
The whoopi valve can be attached to a standard balloon or even a plastic bag. Exhalations through the valve make that
classic farting whoopi noise. If the balloon goes bad or the bag bursts, retrieve the valve and use again! Best: these valves are cheap. At 25 cents each or $10 for 50, you can liberally distribute whoopi everywhere!
Here at BUNGCO we are working on the Whoopi Shoes. The bladder inflates with a spring on being liften from the ground. On putting weight on the shoes, the intake is compressed and the air sputters out. Whoopi with every step! Coming soon.
Whoopee cushion
http://en.wikipedia...iki/Whoopee_cushion
[bungston, Aug 20 2009]
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I've watched Ghost, several times, and Sister Act, and
Sister Act II, Rat Race, Corrina Corrina and Made In
America, and can't say I could categorise any farting
noises she may have made as 'classic' nor characteristic
of her specifically. |
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You must have missed "Jumping Jack Flash". |
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...//Scratches head, walks off muttering, can not for
the life of me, get why Ian didn't see Sister Act 3//... |
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What's wrong with curried baked bean omelets, washed down with a few pints of Real Ale ? |
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/baked bean/
It is hard to compel your teacher to eat them so that later you might laugh like hyenas at her loud flatulence. |
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Hard, but not actually impossible - and SO satisfying .... |
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I remember our biology teacher eating nothing but beans and whole grains for a week, to demonstrate how they made you fart. Mr. Morrison was a fucking weirdo. |
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