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Wicked Traffic Cones

The evil men do, by proxy
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Traffic cones that spread caltrops randomly on roads; chase and beat up people late at night and line themselves up across driveways once they know you're out in your car.

May be fitted with oil lamps, for those areas where there is insufficient light at night.

Solar-powered and programmed for maximum annoyance, these nasty little buggers will increase the likelihood of more people deriving great satisfaction from driving over road cones, which is arguably as good as the feeling of running over a cane toad.

Little decals will be sold through newsagencies, to those who want to keep score by pasting them to the driver's door of their car.

UnaBubba, Oct 30 2009

Wicked Traffic Cones http://www.uniqueda...affic-cone-candles/
Like [IT] said. [bigsleep, Oct 30 2009]

Video http://www.youtube....watch?v=a-dwi1kEbmo
[knowtion, Nov 01 2009]

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       I was expecting traffic cones that have had wicks put in - like candles.
Ian Tindale, Oct 30 2009
  

       Now that IS a good idea. Light 'em up !
8th of 7, Oct 30 2009
  

       Wearing white robes and flowers in their hair.
UnaBubba, Oct 30 2009
  
      
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