Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

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It might be better to just get another gerbil.

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WombatMan
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Often mistaken for a pig.

UnaBubba, Sep 24 2003

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       Help me WombatMan! Wait, where are you going?! Damn the fact that Superman isn't a provider in my area.   

       UnaBubba, have you checked your water for mercury or do you add this as an aftermarket thing?

sartep, Sep 24 2003
  

       Should I be worried about contamination of my mercurial mind?

UnaBubba, Sep 24 2003
  

       Old joke recycled, surely that counts as Baked. That or move it to the Jokes:Recycled section of the Halfbakery   

       Seems to me that I've never seen a superhero this venal.

UnaBubba, Sep 24 2003
  

       Up at the mountain where I work we used to have a wombat that lived under the pub, his diet consisted of toilet paper and coke syrup, wich would explain why he was such a grumpy bastard that used to chase tourists and kids around. I think he was relocated several times before he was finally vanquished.

Gulherme, Sep 24 2003
  

       Were you the one charged with vanquishing the poor animal, [Gulherme]?

UnaBubba, Aug 23 2004
  
      
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