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Over the centuries many beautiful objects have been crafted from wood. Wood is a lovely material, superb texture and perfume. Carve exquisitely decorated trousers. Polish to perfection. Hinge unobtrusively in polished brass, or for a more modern look, titanium. Line with fine velvet, in contrasting
colours. Wonderful.
Wooden Trousers Holder
http://hangergiant....rousers_Holder.html
And a whole range of support services grew around this idea - almost instantly. [zen_tom, Jul 03 2007]
Wooden Coat Hangers
http://www.jonathan...en_coat_hangers.htm
Someone out there has already taken this idea and created wooden coats. [zen_tom, Jul 03 2007]
Wooden trousers, coat, hat, shirt, and tie
http://www.liviodem...hi.com/casa8_uk.htm
By Italian woodworker Livio De Marchi [rasberry re-tart, Jul 05 2007]
Novelty wooden neckties
http://www.noveltie.com/purchasing.htm
[rasberry re-tart, Jul 05 2007]
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Ah! Ah!! AHHHHGH! Splinter!!!!! Oh wait, it's just this croissant in my pants. |
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Then the spring came, and with it, the woodpeckers... |
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With louvres for hot days.
(Note: Actually, it is possible to buy wooden trousers. You can buy trousers made from rayon, which is a fibre made from viscose, which is made from wood cellulose). |
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You could branch out into wooden shirts. |
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[hippo] Rayon is even less wood than paper is. Same raw material, but completely changed in all macroscopic physical properties. But I see your points. |
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I thought Pinocchio's trousers were made out of paint? |
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[wagster] You at thinking of $STARLET |
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My noodly appendage may not enjoy this. |
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Oh, I think [wags] is right. OK then, this gives a new meaning to "Liar, liar, pants on fire". |
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They should be called hölzernhose though. The advertising slogan could be "Got wood?" |
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I think this is a WIBNI (wooden it be nice if). |
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For the man who has everything, a pair of double pleated wooden trousers made from 4,500 year old English Oak recovered from a peat bog in Ireland. [+] |
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//My noodly appendage may not enjoy
this// |
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Maybe a codpiece with an inlaid Jolly
Roger? |
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Finally my clogs will be an appropriate accessory. |
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Shortly followed by the mercifully brief simulated wood grain formica swimwear craze. |
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I think these would need a pair of heavy duty suspenders. |
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And how would the hips twist and hinge sideways? |
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Ah! Sir would like the upgraded FLEXIBLE wooden trousers. |
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"On which side does Sir dress one's morning wood?" |
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Sit still! Got termites in your pants? |
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Haven't been to the bakery in a while - shocked to see that nobody has mentioned "pole pants". |
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They wouldn't bend enough so I think they'd be uncomfortable, even with the hinge. Sorry (-) |
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Clogs were notoriously uncomfortable .. |
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...before the advent of the felt-liner breakthrough. |
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I thought rubber clogs were really the popular shoe this year. Aren't they called gators or crocks or something? |
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