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Even a child can blow into a tube at the UN
activate the World Harmonium. Air is then pumped
designated harmonium in every country. Each note
World Harmoniums keyboard is linked to the same
note on a
harmonium in another country, all sound digitally
the World Harmonium concert hall.
All the world will sing from the same hymn sheet
(Behind the counter: The World Disharmonium.
Using only the
finest, loudest out-of-tune harmoniums, the world
you whatever you want to make it stop,
Ivor Cutler - Looking For Truth With A Pin
[Ian Tindale, Sep 26 2017]
||Do we have to teach it how to sing first?
||Have a Coke. And a bun...
||Welcome to the Halfbakery, [Treejuice].
||Just checking something - you say that //each note on
the World Harmoniums keyboard is linked to the same
note on a harmonium in another country// - do you
mean this, or do you mean //...is linked to the same
note on each harmonium in another country//?
||Dang, would someone get that orange-haired tabby off of the
piano keys again?!
||I meant the first one [hippo], but I like your suggestion too!
||Guys, guys, we have a new victim ... how long is it before we can start hazing him ?
||<awards bun in attempt to lure [Treejuice] into staying long enough to be tormented>