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World Harmonium

Harmonious world
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Even a child can blow into a tube at the UN Headquarters and activate the World Harmonium. Air is then pumped into a designated harmonium in every country. Each note on the World Harmonium’s keyboard is linked to the same note on a harmonium in another country, all sound digitally relayed into the World Harmonium concert hall.

All the world will sing from the same hymn sheet with the World Harmonium!

(Behind the counter: The World Disharmonium. Using only the finest, loudest out-of-tune harmoniums, the world will give you whatever you want to make it stop, mwahahaha!)

Treejuice, Sep 26 2017

Ivor Cutler - Looking For Truth With A Pin https://youtu.be/y-k7G9qMdGg
[Ian Tindale, Sep 26 2017]

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       Do we have to teach it how to sing first?   

       Have a Coke. And a bun...
RayfordSteele, Sep 26 2017
  

       Welcome to the Halfbakery, [Treejuice].
MaxwellBuchanan, Sep 26 2017
  

       Just checking something - you say that //each note on the World Harmonium’s keyboard is linked to the same note on a harmonium in another country// - do you mean this, or do you mean //...is linked to the same note on each harmonium in another country//?
hippo, Sep 26 2017
  

       Dang, would someone get that orange-haired tabby off of the piano keys again?!
RayfordSteele, Sep 26 2017
  

       Thanks [MaxwellBuchanan]   

       I meant the first one [hippo], but I like your suggestion too!
Treejuice, Sep 26 2017
  

       Welcome Treejuice.
xenzag, Sep 26 2017
  

       Welome !   

       <beckoning gesture>   

       <aside>   

       Guys, guys, we have a new victim ... how long is it before we can start hazing him ?   

       </aside>   

       <awards bun in attempt to lure [Treejuice] into staying long enough to be tormented>
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