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To include: very comfortable sofas with bucket beside each, sick-note generator fax machines, a bath that stays warm and has the right oils and bubbles to make your skin feel like it's not exuding alcohol, greasy spoon cafe, a bar (for those who believe in hair of the dog), sunglasses for all (even though
the light levels are already muted to an acceptable darkness)
I can't think of any more at the moment. It's after mid-day, but it feels far too early in the morning for me.
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Been overdoing it, have we? I remember having felt your pain. |
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Poor baby! And on a weeknight too! See if you find someone in the medical business to give you a litre of saline intravenously. It rehydrates the brain, which is where most of your troubles are coming from right now. |
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i've think most of us have already been on this ride. next time try drinking two glasses of water before going to bed, and maybe some aspirin as well. you'll feel a lot better in the morning. |
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It was all I could do to find my bed, never mind the water and the aspirin! I know that it's brain shrinkage that gave me that headache (mercifully, nearly gone now). I'll add that as another area in the park - saline drip chaise longues.
I have to do it again tonight and tomorrow night too (an awards night and then the General Election - stay up all night and watch a landslide, it's what us crazy kids call fun these days). |
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If brain shrinkage is the problem, perhaps some kind of vacuum sealing inside the skull could prevent this from happening. |
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Offer a "Take the Kids to Work" dayoff special family rate. |
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