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Wrist Toaster
For those people that insist on walking onto trains carrying a cup of coffee lest they not survive the next 20 mins of transit. | |
A full-sized toaster, capable of toasting
two slices of bread, mounted on a wrist
strap, that can accommodate a wrist.
Simply wander aimlessly onto your train,
coffee in one hand, and butter knife in
the
other. Sit down, precariously wavering
your coffee cup. Extract a couple of slices
of bread from about your person. Insert
slices into toaster, and plug toaster into
mains. Set the controls for desired
output.
Upon toast popping up, simply butter
and
eat at your leisure.
Coming soon: the Pocket Shitter - for
anything else you might have not
managed to finish of a morning, whilst
you were in
the comfort of your own home.
Toaster plus power source
http://www.bathyfor...B/backpacktoast.htm
Power hungry things, toasters, you might need something like this... [moomintroll, Sep 15 2005]
Violas: Said to be Invented in Italy
http://www.bartruff.com/violas.html
And Voila (originally) from the Latin "Videre" via "Voir la"? So it looks like the Italians have this in the bag. [Ling, Sep 16 2005]
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Rough commute, huh? I would have thought a (breast) pocket toaster a more convenient form factor. |
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But sorry, I already did the Pocket Shitter (I called it something else, though). |
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wish I weren't so tired - but a writ toaster sounds like a fantastic echo... |
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You might possibly want to sober up first... |
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You know me so swell... :) |
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Try this: insert 2 slices of bread between your butt cheeks, sit for 5 minutes, break wind whilst removing them and - viola! You have French toast. |
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Sounds like the Dutch Toast recipe to me [Dasher]. |
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Dasher: I tried your french toast idea this morning for my girlfriend's birthday - as a cheap alternative to what can often be a laborsome breakfast routine. After considerable embarrassment I must conclude that this does not in fact work and i must also warn any others out there who may feel tempted to try this. |
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I thought french toast involved eggs. |
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If that's toast, I don't think I want to know about [dasher]'s technique for French kissing.
[po] Maybe you have to hold the eggs between your butt-cheeks.
<still wondering where the bowed string instrument comes in to it> |
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<still wondering where the bowed string instrument comes in to it>
Actually, it's a browser. Maybe we should break wind and search the net for French toast? |
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//any others out there who may feel tempted to try this// - Thankyou for that Ben, in common with many others here, I am often tempted to shove bread up my arse. I'm very glad that you're here to help me control myself... |
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PS - [Ian] - You absolutely certain that this isn't just a rant? |
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It's an idea wrapped within a rant, wrapped inside a prophecy for a shit-based idea. |
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A portable toaster for lovely warm toast during the morning commute is a great idea. Any idea that combines part of my day with the commute means more time in bed. |
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Now inspired, I'm going to get on the train on monday with some toast. I might drop it on someone's lap - then again I might throw it in their face. I'll alight at the next stop muttering "F***ing comuters and their f***in' aimless ways - that'll teach 'em". |
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wagster - you're most welcome. |
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This sounds like a rant to me... so I'm gonna rant some too. |
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The worst thing is when they're holding a steamy cup of starbucks smelly coffee.... THEY barge into YOU, then THEY expect YOU to apologise, and when you dont, THEY have the audacity to tut!!! |
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