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Zen Golf Monastery
"If you can place the ball in the hole, my son..."
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Golf is one of those games you either love, or hate. Many people who play it religiously still manage to hate it, because of the difficulty of playing it as well as it is meant to be played.

Zen Buddhism is a little understood offshoot of Buddhism. Many of us think we understand Zen concepts but that is likely wishful thinking, because of the difficulty of practising it as well as it is meant to be practised.

It strikes me that there is a fair measure of similarity between the two.

Zen Golf monks, and nuns, could become devoted students of a new theism, studying golf and making it a fine art. They would be consulted, spiritually, by millions worldwide, all seeking enlightenment and a lower handicap. Monasteries are to be located in formerly sumptuous golf resorts which are no longer in vogue, as newer, more challenging resort courses are opened.

Of course, there need to be a few obscure and bizarre rituals to be observed, so others will know you are now a devotee of the 8Fair Way.


UnaBubba, Apr 18 2005

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Seems that everyone has thought of the connection, but nothing like making it a religion. [UnaBubba, Apr 19 2005]


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       "Just be the ball, be the ball, be the ball. You're not being the ball Danny."
+ the kung fu of golf does seem more fitting than the kung fu of martial arts.

Zimmy, Apr 18 2005
  

       This one has been rattling around in my head for ages.

UnaBubba, Apr 18 2005
  

       +, and not just because I've been contemplating darts as a martial arts practice for years.   

       Three-fold crossing bridges to some of the greens. Zen gardens in the bunkers.

st3f, Apr 19 2005
  

       I have to bone this because a model for an austere, cold, wind-swept, remote golf monastery, with spartan accomodation and meagre, poor quality food rations already exists. How Mrs AWOL survived four years at St Andrews, I'll never know.   

       I guess it is a religion for many. Attending the exclusive society every Sunday, etc.

UnaBubba, Apr 19 2005
  

       Nobody pays $25,000 for a set of shiny prayerbooks.   

         

         

       Yet. Muahahahaahahaha!

disbomber, Apr 20 2005
  

       Beautifully raked sand, perfect rock placement and shrines, in every bunker.

UnaBubba, Sep 08 2005
  

       I have always loved this idea.

DesertFox, Sep 09 2005
  

       //This one has been rattling around in my head for ages// I expect it got very lonely and frightened in the dark there and so made its bid for freedom.

coprocephalous, Sep 09 2005
  

       According to the little kid with the bent spoon. "There is no ball".

dogzapper, Sep 10 2005
  

       Nothing's lonely, in my head. I suspect that a lot of things in there are frightened, though. It's a kindness to you that I don't let you get inside my head, [coprocephalous] :)

UnaBubba, Sep 13 2005
  

       May the Course be with you!

Zimmy, Oct 12 2005
  

       Is our dear Roland going to be a student of this?

PollyNo9, Oct 12 2005
  

       Nah, he's too sleazy. They won't let him in.

UnaBubba, Oct 12 2005
  


 
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