Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

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"Paperless" Office Forklift
I think the bottom layers on your desk are turning to coal.
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Hail the "paperless office". Mine is one such office and our paper consumption has tripled, in 5 years.

It's getting so that I can't reach the tops of the piling (we don't have time for filing) stacks.

So, we've invented a forklift, like a mini pallet stacking system, that magnetically encodes each piece of paper and then stacks it in a pile, so it can come back to it, upon demand. Very thin tines on the fork make it possible to slip betwen sheets without damaging them.

"Shut that bloody window! There's a breeze outside!"


UnaBubba, Oct 26 2005

A short story about the "paperless office" http://www.theage.c.../1051987642384.html
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       Ooh, a floppy hard drive!

normzone, Oct 26 2005
  

       Yeah. I first heard the term "paperless office" more than 20 years ago. I'm still waiting for my silver jumpsuit and my flying car, too.

UnaBubba, Oct 26 2005
  

       Coal? Heck - I've made diamonds!

DrCurry, Oct 26 2005
  

       Haven't we all? Coal's easier, as it's just sedimentary layers on buried carbonaceous material.

UnaBubba, Oct 26 2005
  

       I would love to watch it defragment.

jscottpete, Oct 27 2005
  

       Hey, all I wanted was a way to staple without making the paper thicker. And now, a forklift? And coal at the bottom? All I know is that the guy in the office below is using pit props.   

       I don't know why, but to proof read something, I print it out. Somehow I can see errors more easily on DTM(see UB's link).

Ling, Oct 27 2005
  

       I guess this would be another reason to thread RFID tags into standard copy and printer paper.

Jscotty, Oct 28 2005
  

       No need for that - you could, in theory, print barcodes on the paper edges that a scanner could read, much the way some printers are now printing minute codes for government tracking purposes.

DrCurry, Oct 28 2005
  

       You're accumulating large masses of paper, while heating oil costs skyrocket.   

       I think the solution is clear.

Cuit_au_Four, Oct 29 2005
  

       I live in a semitropical location in the Southerm Hemisphere. It's already hot and it's just 7:30am. Why do I need heating oil?

UnaBubba, Oct 29 2005
  

       [Una] Your giving more and more clues as to your location. Soon I will be able to say "I know where you sleep!" Mwa ha ha!

jscottpete, Nov 02 2005
  

       You're assuming that I sleep. :-)

UnaBubba, Nov 02 2005
  


 
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