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"Wrap It Up" Beer Bottle Holder
To curtail rambling drunk tirades, starts playing that "time's up" music like they do in Oscar acceptance speeches that have gone on too long. | |
Tilt sensors in the beer bottle holder sense that the beer
hasn't been tilted in 3 minutes and assume the drinker is
braying on about something stupid and it's time to shut
up
and get back to drinking.
Soothing elevator music would start playing through a
speaker on
the
bottom of the
holder, quietly at first, then increasingly
louder until even the most clueless of rambling drunks
will
realize they're having to shout to get their point out
about
government UFO coverups or whatever.
If that doesn't work, it plays a loud fanfare and
applause.
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//until even the most clueless of rambling drunks will realize they're having to shout to get their point out about government UFO coverups or whatever// |
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*I'll* be the judge of that. |
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