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@Father

Absolve Sins over Twitter
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Ordained priest responds to confessional tweets. Sins absolved online or by text message, conveniently and instantly. 120 characters or fewer.
Cuit_au_Four, Mar 25 2014

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       could be automated, freeing up manpower for snow clearance and the like.
bs0u0155, Mar 25 2014
  

       Any sin you can summarize in less than 120 characters hardly counts.
MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 25 2014
  

       Oh I don't know about that.
po, Mar 25 2014
  

       Oh, come on. Even "including the chicken" adds 21 characters.
MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 25 2014
  

       Presumably "fiddling with little boys" gets you promotion and an immediate transfer to a parish a long way away …
8th of 7, Mar 25 2014
  

       Are you claiming Paypal Authority Bigs?
AusCan531, Mar 26 2014
  

       Ahhh, Paypal Infallibility...
8th of 7, Mar 26 2014
  

       Wa waa waaa   

       That's better than the "I heard this pope loves cats, someone told me he's a cat-oholic". Don't blame me, blame Milton Jones...
not_morrison_rm, Mar 26 2014
  

       We'd rather blame you, since we now have the sacks of feathers and the tar is nice and hot ...
8th of 7, Mar 26 2014
  

       Does Hail Mary etc. get chopped off at 120 character?
popbottle, Mar 27 2014
  

       My daily goal is to perform ~4/7 o the deadly sins each day. Absolving me would just make it less fun. [+] but, that's just me, I think there's still a market for your idea, even though I'm not in it
sophocles, Mar 27 2014
  
      
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