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And if the pilot and copilot both had the fish? |
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How about this version [Dr Brain]: |
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If the hijackers are able to break into the cockpit, the pilot/s press a "hijacked" button which disables the flight controls and alerts the special control center. Batteries not included, some assembly required. |
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Again with the biometrics. |
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Why not just use the dead pilot's hand to steer the plane? It could be detached for greater convenience. |
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Or what about an effective lock on the cockpit door? |
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Most highjackings do not involve pilot replacement. Just point a gun/bomb/knife/RabidBadger at the pilot and say "Take me to McMurdo base!" |
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"There's no way I'm going down in history as the prick who took a rabid badger into Antarctica..can't we do the White House instead?" |
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"There is already a rabid badger in residence.." |
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"Parliament House in Canberra?" |
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"Dennis Thatcher's furballs are still in the carpet.." |
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"You don't want to know.." |
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I'm told that snakes on a plane is the preferred method of assassination now. |
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