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Anyone who gets a "YES" , after answering a few questions on the 1/2B registration form ends up looking at halfempty or pseudodictionary.
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Are you definitely not related to Bob Monkhouse?
Do you think 'succulent' is an underused word?
Should there be more compulsory things for the public to enjoy? Like mandatory ID cards, for instance.
Do you often find people lack the ability to comprehend the sheer brilliance of your musings? |
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Do u c n e thing wrong with this sentence?
DO YOU SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH THIS SENTENCE?
Do you see anything wrong with this sentence?????
Do you think dehydrated water is funny?
Would your account name end in _uk?
Would your account name be longer than 10 characters? |
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Do any of your musings involve any of the following?:
Exercise equipment and power generation
Anti-gravity
Faster-than-light travel
Genetic engineering
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"Do you think you have a better idea of what a site should be used for than the people who create and run it?" |
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"Do you believe that pissing people off is the best way to get them to understand a completely unrelated and unrevealed but fundamental truth?" |
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"Are you a 1st year student?" |
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Do you post ideas with really long names with no spaces that screw up the 1/2bakery layout? |
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"Should everybody on this site get a life?" |
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Do you and you and you and you and you and you all inhabit the same lifeform? |
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Hey wait a minute... my name has 13 characters... |
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But you didn't come up with that name just to draw as much attention to yourself as possible.
<rubber stamp sound effect>EXEMPT</stamp> |
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But, if I see [NicolaeCarpathia] come a trollin' I'll know it's you and your exemption will be revoked. |
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Hey cool. I need one of those. A basic 'EXEMPT' stamp would come in handy in all sorts of situations. Could you stamp that on my next year's tax forms, too? |
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So I should scrap my plans for a mandatory, genetically-engineered, faster-than-light exercise bike generator, then? |
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Only if it's also anti-gravity. |
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i can see how a lot of these things could be considered very annoying to you all, but why do you see long names as a problem? I much prefer them to an over-abreviated mess of letters. |
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Did you read the help file? |
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i was thinking about this last night: why stop with a system that only answers yes or no? Why not have a full diagnostic, which not only tells you whether or not you qualify as a troll, but also tells you which breed you might be. |
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This way even those who qualify as a true halfbaker will have an idea of where their own particular trolling weaknesses lie.. |
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This idea is a damn disgrace! I particularly consider phoenix's first posting as tantamount to match-fixing. You know what I mean, UnaBubba :o) |
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Pah! Don't play the innocent with me.
We're talking gymnasiums [amended] and beer bets here! |
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Ah. But I didn't post it as an idea, so I don't think it counts. |
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I know that, but by categorising it with trollish tendencies, you are clearly attempting to prevent anyone else from doing so. Therefore match-fixing.
I rest my case, m'Lud. |
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I'd like to see a 'gynasium'... maybe I wouldn't... |
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(Add to my above list of musings)
Threatening to kick another country's ass |
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//"Are you a 1st year student?"// |
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I simultaneously agree and disagree with this one... |
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I don't think so [moom]. Time will tell. |
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Maybe the help file should be the first (only) thing that comes up before creating a user name. |
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i read the entire HELP file. thought it was hilarious. |
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I would like to humbly request exemption from the 10-letter rule, as I have used 'starfyredragon' around pretty much all of the internet since I was a kid. |
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I'd also like exemption from the talking about genetic engineering as I am currently attending KU and working on my PhD in genetics. |
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However, I make no promises about Faster-than-light travel, as being a scientist (even if it is out of my field), natural curiosity has me constantly watching for loopholes. [[[For the record, a warp drive as presented in Star Trek, at least according to the physicists I've had random conversations at the watercooler with, is pretty much nonsense. However, a 'skip drive' (basically method of going from speed A to speed B without accelerating inbetween, thus getting past the lightspeed barriar...kind of a inertial version of quantum teleportation), is technically somewhat hypothetically plausible.]]] |
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exemption granted...if you can figure out a way I can grow coniferous or carnivorous ivy on the house. Other than that all subject areas I'm less than "clueless" about should contain the words "custard", "lawn ornament" and "standard shipping container" and involve at least one explosion or a voltage > 1MV... |
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(hey I have 13 letters, and ID cards are great: you don't have to waste a real card jimmying open doors with, then) |
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//technically somewhat hypothetically plausible//
[marked-for-tagline] |
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Nice campus, KU. Let me know if you run into anyone down on Mass St. with long greasy hair, dirty old converse, donned in a vintage pink floyd t-shirt. They owe me two burritos from burrito kang. |
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NIN
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Only just a troll then. Phew. |
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It's the pointy ears that give you away. Either that, or you're a Vulcan.... or maybe a Romulan. |
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How do you feel about Tribbles ? |
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All this time I've been a troll and had no clue. |
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Well that just bites.
I didn't get a bridge or anything. |
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