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breakup candles
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if you are with someone but you think the relationship may end soon, breakup candles would be the perfect gift. Breakup candles would be sented candles with two scents; the top half would emanate a smell of vanilla, while the bottom half would smell like chicken livers and wallmart bathrooms. If your other .5 brake's up with you shortly after you give them the gift, they and their new partner are in for a suprise.
—bobofthefuture, Feb 25 2006

Or this, and label it "Candles" Breakup_20sprays
[phundug, Feb 27 2006]

Say it with curtains. http://www.snopes.c.../revenge/shrimp.htm
[AbsintheWithoutLeave, Feb 27 2006]

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       Or, if it doesn't, YOU are in for a lot of explanations.
—neelandan, Feb 25 2006
   

       come on baby, light my fire.
—neilp, Feb 25 2006
   

       but not through my letterbox...
—po, Feb 25 2006
   

       I like this, though perhaps it may be best rather than the candle being first one then t'other half-and-half style, make the first quarter vanilla, and then, for the remainder of the candle, mostly vanilla but with occasional brief bursts of tramp's arse or septic tank, so that the sniffing ex would be less able to locate the source of the intermittent stench.
—calum, Feb 27 2006
   


 

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