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if you are with someone but you think the relationship may end soon, breakup candles would be the perfect gift. Breakup candles would be sented candles with two scents; the top half would emanate a smell of vanilla, while the bottom half would smell like chicken livers and wallmart bathrooms. If your
other .5 brake's up with you shortly after you give them the gift, they and their new partner are in for a suprise.
Or this, and label it "Candles"
Breakup_20sprays
[phundug, Feb 27 2006]
Say it with curtains.
http://www.snopes.c.../revenge/shrimp.htm
[AbsintheWithoutLeave, Feb 27 2006]
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Or, if it doesn't, YOU are in for a lot of explanations. |
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come on baby, light my fire. |
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but not through my letterbox... |
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I like this, though perhaps it may be best rather than the candle being first one then t'other half-and-half style, make the first quarter vanilla, and then, for the remainder of the candle, mostly vanilla but with occasional brief bursts of tramp's arse or septic tank, so that the sniffing ex would be less able to locate the source of the intermittent stench. |
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