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"Hey, kids! Tell your mom that *you* want Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs, now with CAFFEINE!!" |
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Why not go the whole hog and add SPEED instead?
That'll wake yer up! |
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Jolt Cereal ... all the sugar and twice the caffeine. |
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Kellog's Crystal Meth Flakes. Yum. |
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As to the chocolate cereals having caffeine. Chocolate has a naturally occuring alkaloid, theobromine, that is similar to caffeine but not quite the same. It does behave as a stimulant. |
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I've recently read that, curiously, theobromine is quite poisonous to canines, with 4 oz. of dark chocolate capable of killing a 10 lb dog. |
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What about just spiking the milk with caffeine? Same effect, and you're not limited to certain brands of cereal, or even to cereal itself. Imagine the power that caffeinated cheese, for example, would have to improve people's lives. |
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I envision this as being along the same lines as the recent enthusiasm for fortifying all sorts of things -- water, orange juice -- with calcium. |
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Caffeinate the sugar used also and you're all set, for both cereal and coffee. |
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Many people drink cola in the morning who do not like coffee. |
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Why not just try cola on your cornflakes? |
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I know it tastes like hell if you rinse your mouth out with cola while cleaning your teeth (in bachelor days I was less responsible) |
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cola on your cornflakes is just bad. hey, i was 12 years old! (a huge difference from now where i just eat 3 or 4 teaspoons of fresh ground coffee before work) |
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Sounds like a good idea to me. I don't drink coffee in the
morning, and sometimes I'd like an extra boost. However, I
eat Pop-Tarts, so that may be the thing for the extra
caffeine. |
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//We need a mascot for the commercials. A rabbit or dog or whatever. Maybe a kangaroo. Yeah, a kangaroo//
Tootie Fruities beat ya to it with the Kangaroo. Used to be a clown though. May I suggest a Mountain Yeti? |
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You want caffeine syrup(only 100mg an ounce)? See link. |
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You can also get caffeinated bottled water to brew your coffee with. (see link) |
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Orr...if you _really_ want to be wired in the morning try their caffeinated soap...(see link as well) |
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wow, you guys are almost as wacky as those guys from "Friends". edgy! |
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Why not just caffienate everything for breakfast. Bacon, eggs, bread, milk, syrup. what next? instead of Fluoride why not caffiene in our water supply. i know it would get me to drink it more, and keep my mountain dew bills down. as for bakers there's nothing we cant caffienate!! woohoo! |
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Never noticed this idea before, thanks for popping it up, Lazy. (WTAGIPBAN) |
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how bout crystalized shakable caffeine? salt, pepper, MSG, caffeine. Kids can loosen the lids in Denny's across the nation. It'll be a riot. |
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+for the idea and the laugh. |
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I'm with Monkfish on the caffeinated milk idea, just so I can have caffeinated custard - yum |
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You drag yourself out of bed in the morning and shamble to the kitchen, blinking in the light from the fridge as you peer myopically at the contents of the shelves. Suddenly, your heart plummets into your fuzzy slippers as you espy the (gasp!) nearly empty milk container. Oh no! The terrible choice lies before you - coffee, or cereal? Well, you could pour coffee _on_ your cereal, but what if you (double gasp!) have… no… coffee…!? |
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Now introducing (wait for it…) Coffee Krispies! (any resemblance to a well-known cereal or candy bar is purely coincidental - really! ;-) |
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And for our friends across the pond who may feel that we've neglected to provide them the opportunity for a taste of _their_ favourite beverage in the morning (no, not Guinness), we now offer tiny letter-shaped cereal bits infused with essence of camellia sinensis, appropriately named (raises tomato shield) "Tea & A's"…. |
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Take a Pro Plus and a Nicotenel and wash 'em down with a Red Bull.... Add Nescafe to taste. |
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I like coffee. Am I just way out of date? |
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oh my! I NEED THIS!!!! *claws screen* |
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I'm with the wagster on this. Specialist products for specialist requirements. |
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I've read that if one inhales just a little bit of powdered caffeine, they will die because it goes straight into the bloodstream and causes the heart to fribulate. That's a no for the caffeine shaker. |
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Good old Caffy-Puffs. I actually have a salt-shaker of powdered caffeine for exactly this purpose. Three shakes is all it takes. Also, spacecoyote, I can tell you from experience that one can inhale caffeine without instant death. LD50 in rats is 192 mg/kg, so you'd have to hoover up 10-20 grams before you'd run substantial risk. |
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