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I actaully thought of this the other day, coffee piped directly to my desk. + |
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im sure everyone has thought of this at one time or another... |
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How about adding an IV drip so you wouldn't have to interrupt your work? |
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an IV drip is less enjoyable as actually drinking it. who cares about interrupting your work anyway??? this is coffee! |
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Wouldn't putting coffee directly into the bloodstream with an IV drip cause problems? |
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As to the coffee piping, you might want to have a milk pipeline as well. Or just keep a cow in the office. |
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This is perfect. There's nothing more annoying than having to interrupt what I'm doing to refill your drink. |
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yes, the cow could be hooked to piping, or could be on an overhead crane system where it could be hoisted to wherever it needed. now a milk knob on the coffee faucet would be cool, it would say "m" and "c" instead of "h" and "c" like a normal faucet |
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Sorry, but half the fun of coffee is taking a COFFEE BREAK. Why don't we put a toilet in everyone's cubicle, too, so that we can work 8 hours completely uninterrupted. |
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Not a bad idea, but it's just not for me. |
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Yes, but having a toilet in your office is a perfect excuse to end a meeting. |
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"I'm sorry, boss, but could you give me a moment?"
*pause*
*BRAARP*
*Flush*
"Now, where were we? Oh, you're finished? Alrighty." |
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I love the coffee idea, anyway. |
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That's great onomatopoeiizing, [shapu]! LOL :) |
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(You missed the 'Central Perk' pun) |
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And don't forget to replace the plastic jungle with real sugarcane. |
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