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I think it would scare them away. |
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But [21 Quest], if milk cows can get used to a machine that squeezes their nipples, surely a machine that gives them a back-rub would be readily acceptable by comparison? |
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Hm... hadn't thought of that. Also might pretenderize the meat... or not? |
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Makes sense. I've heard the opposite (beating and abusing them) makes the meat taste really foul because their muscles tense up and get adrenaline-soaked. It only stands to reason that the opposite is true, too. |
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Cows like big hugs. Farmers have cow hugging machines to calm them while they examine and mend the cows. Make these machines vibrate. Mooooo! |
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Is this a cow joke?
//Those massage chairs feel utterly wonderful// |
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oh, a massage *for* the cows. i thought this was massages given by cows. totally different outcome. although i don't know why the cows should get all the massages. |
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Kobe beef, beer and massage. Life should not be that good to any forms of life higher than primates. |
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xandram, it was an opportunity for a cow joke that Treon missed. He should have said "udderly" wonderful... although that is an old pun, indeed. |
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Uh, Treon...? You left a blank anno. |
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I think it means he didn't miss the joke... |
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Oh. You're probably right. |
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