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{neuron spark}
I live in New Zealand and some of the beaches are tested for negative
volumes of bacterial cultures .
This is probably due to outfalls and stormwater contamination .
I have always thought nature evolved the faecal material
to return back into the land but man knows the most economical
best .
If humanity are going to have outflows into the sea ,
i propose raising the energy and complexity level by having
a specialized tank of the processed sewage that can be
released while falling into deep ocean .
The tank or missile would descend slowly mixing the contained
solution with ocean strata .
detail: Holes with seals might be designed to break at varying pressures .
The container shape could also be designed for future ocean life growth .
{neurons going a bit wider}
Fishing ships or any ocean going ship could be employed as releasers .
The construction material would be wasteful if new material was used
so recycled scrap giving a variety of shapes is probably the way to go .
Trainee welders , artists or anyone who wants a crash course getting
to grips with welding and metal work could be utilized .
Even vincevincevince's homeless may want to have a go .
Ideally rock would be the perfect material but
were still playing with the learning clay , metal or is it plastic .
{reigning neuron feeds}
This idea would probably be OK for a few jimmy hoffas but to
scale up to volumes necessary for mass production , a negatively
buoyant biodegradable bladder would be needed .
Logistics - transport to ship - attachment to ship for release .
MFD not really feasible to mass economic standards .
Small scale might be Ok . Tiny scale ???
{superego: last word to self}
Why expend energy to throw away ? rich biological and chemical resource .
The devils in the sorting .
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Additionally, the emos and snot-nosed feral children that swarm Wellington could be gathered up and included in these nutrient missiles. |
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So, this is a very elaborate way of flinging poo out to sea? {id} oo-oo-oo-ooook! |
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What's wrong with a long pipe? or several stopping at different depths. |
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I'm just chuffed at getting a mention! [+] |
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//flinging poo out to sea//
If you have any poo, fling it now. |
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[mylodon] Burial at sea missiles . What a great idea .
[marklar] pipes are too simple and don't allow complex mixing . Maybe curly holely ones might be ok .
[texticle] only one mathematical meaning of negative
then . |
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employ the homeless to weld a giant negatively buoyant poo tank. . . why not? |
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A poo bomb might be useful in military conflict. |
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Maybe I should not have used the word missile , instead used finned variable directional release vector .
Maybe use old ships , tugged out to the beyond . |
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Still a fish for littering the sea floor though. |
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