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For guerilla environmentalists or angry
people.
we've taken poo and dehydrated it.Then
we took the poo, powderd it and printed
your design on the tissue like paper
decals are printed on. To apply, spray
window/car with spraybottle (included),
apply to window, wait 5 seconds and
remove
paper. fe-cals will be easily
washable, so no permanant damage will
be done; however, victim will probably
not
realize its poo until they begin to wash it
off and catch the smell.
Fe-cals have two primary applications
1. People who wish to inform someone of
the harm they are doing to the
environment by driving a gargantuan
truck
/offending vehicle for no apparent
reason
other than penis envy, but who do not
wish to litter by proxy by putting notes/
flyers on windows.
2. People who have been wronged in
traffic. Follow offending vehicle and apply
to drivers window or winshield. If it's a
white car go crazy.
--thanks to mel for this one.
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This will be a perfect application for the abundant suppy of "biosolids and residuals". |
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This is, in a less mechanized way, Widely Baked in India, where dung is often used in drawings of a religious nature on walls. So it's entirely possible your targets will entirely misunderstand your intentions. |
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I have an elephant dung paper sketch
book - (just thought you needed to
know this) |
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Thought this would be an iron-on idea, with iron. |
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"People who wish to inform someone of the harm they are doing to the environment by driving a gargantuan truck /offending vehicle for no apparent reason other than penis envy" - You gonna ask what their reason is first or just presume that your sanctmonious shit-slinging is justified? |
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As for the "people who have been wronged in traffic" option, are you seriously suggesting that anyone sane would embark on a car chase with the intention of APPLYING A SHIT STENCIL, FER CHRISSAKES to the "winshield" of some boyracer who cut them up at the lights? |
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Literally and in every conceivable way, a shit idea. |
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Oh come now, [Murdoch]. This is just a bit of fun. This is the halfbakery, so the ideas should be read in the perspective of "here's something I'm not going to do." |
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I'm reminded of the reception of an idea to commemorate the London bombings by running around the tube dressed as a brazilian electricians, or something. It was poorly recieved because it wasn't read in the halfbakery context. |
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Do you know what we could/should, but not do? Put poop on cars and call it fe-cals instead of de-cals! |
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I was sniggering as I typed it, honest. It's so bad it made me laugh. I'm realy not as grumpy as my annos make me appear. I'd laugh at a swinging gate. |
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//I have an elephant dung paper sketch book // |
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is that paper made form elephant dung,or a book of drawings done with elephant dung? |
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Or an elephant-brand, paper book, containing sketches of dung? |
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maybe its a regular sketch book filled with sketches of what elephant dung paper would look like. |
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//i'd laugh at a swinging gait.// |
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