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Better than the average pun. |
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A real garden angel wouldn't just prevent damage, he would improve it: replace those mamby-pamby primroses with some exotic flora (I don't know what). Or dig up all my peonies and replace them with tea roses and lillies. So add a keen aesthetic sensibility to the job requirements for your angel. |
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no, I liked it better the way it was thank you. everyone thinks they are Alan Titchmarsh these days. tut tut |
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Just find a gardener with a black belt, a Ninja with a green thumb. |
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dunno about the ninja; some of them think five rocks (one mossy) & some carefully raked gravel are a garden; others will rip up your shrubbery to use as camoflauge. |
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Everything nowadays is fashionably rounded, kidney-shaped pools, oval bits of shrubbery, amoeba-shaped plantings of moss roses...I rather like garden angles. (Sorry, po.) |
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being a bit obtuse today, Dog Ed. No apology required. |
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"Is that a stick of dynamite in your pocket or have you been peeking through the Buxus sempervirens again?" |
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Crouching Lilium tigrinum, Hidden Arisaema dracontium. |
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