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"Waiter, there's NO fly in my soup..." |
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You could genetically re-engineer your own self and snack on pork that emerges from your arm. |
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Eeek. Foot and beak disease, mad ostriches, where would that end? |
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Sorry sir, under European legislation it is now illegal to eat a t-bone thigh of chicken. We can offer you stewed fish-feet though. |
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Anybody that indecisive deserves to be demoted a few places on the food chain. |
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Bart's "evil" twin: "No, it's easy... look, I made a pigeon-rat." |
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