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halfasked.com

Yeah, it's being squatted by someone.
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A website where your halfbaked questions can elicit an equally halfbaked answer, probably by halfbakers. At least they'll be right half of the time.

Daddy, why is poo brown?

UnaBubba, Sep 17 2009

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       I think the questions should be more obscure - would a hamster happily wear a wet suit?   

       god, I hope this turns into a list.
po, Sep 17 2009
  

       Why do headphones on trains sound like wasps in a glove-compartment?
skinflaps, Sep 17 2009
  

       Which one is port? Is that the sweet one or the sticky one?
UnaBubba, Sep 17 2009
  

       How tall is Imhotep?
theleopard, Sep 17 2009
  

       //Which one is port? Is that the sweet one or the sticky one?// the one that gives you wind.
po, Sep 17 2009
  

       That's windwood, isn't it?
UnaBubba, Sep 17 2009
  

       How fast does ice sublimate in space? :-)
CaptainClapper, Sep 17 2009
  

       I thought this was answers.yahoo.com. At least the majority of the answers I've seen there would indicate as such.
RayfordSteele, Sep 17 2009
  

       If a wasp is trapped in the glove compartment of an unoccupied car, does it make a sound?   

       Would a hamster in a wetsuit be more at home in port or sublimating water?
Twizz, Sep 17 2009
  

       Can a goldfish in any way get a spherical bowl rolling using his own mass?
RayfordSteele, Sep 17 2009
  

       Why did I click on this idea?
Ian Tindale, Sep 17 2009
  

       You are HERE.   

       No
Interference
Whatever's left
Tall enough to stand head and shoulders above his contemporaries
Depends upon the size of the space and the quality of your vacuum
No, the goldfish stays where you left it
Because you couldn't help it?
UnaBubba, Sep 17 2009
  

       Damn, I was just about to post HalfPosted.com, where you'd put all the ideas you're afraid to post on HB because you know the reaction they'll get :)
theircompetitor, Sep 17 2009
  

       The fishbowl moves alright? Just let it go.
zeno, Sep 18 2009
  

       Remember that time you mixed up FoR and reality, [zeno]?
UnaBubba, Sep 18 2009
  

       You must mean that time I learned something, yes.
zeno, Sep 18 2009
  

       The goldfish is effectively stuck inside a frame of reference.   

       The reality is there is nothing the goldfish can do to change that.
UnaBubba, Sep 18 2009
  

       What if it was a cyborg goldfish?
DrBob, Sep 18 2009
  

       [unfettered] would discriminate against it.
CaptainClapper, Sep 18 2009
  

       You mean RoboCod?
theleopard, Sep 18 2009
  

       Armed with a codpiece and little else?
UnaBubba, Sep 18 2009
  

       Oh lord, look what I started. The goldfish spilled over to here as well.   

       That frame of reference isn't as sealed as you would suspect, UB. Presumably the goldfish gets fed.
RayfordSteele, Sep 18 2009
  

       Unless it's in an ecosphere.
goldbb, Sep 21 2009
  

       I think it's forced to eat its own waste, [RF].
UnaBubba, Sep 21 2009
  

       Which made me think of, "Poo is brown because of the excreted bilirubin and dead red blood cells in it, my child."
UnaBubba, Sep 21 2009
  

       And thus the circle of life is complete.
BunsenHoneydew, Sep 27 2009
  

       Nothing is ever complete.
UnaBubba, Sep 27 2009
  

       Hah! Beat me to it.
reensure, Sep 28 2009
  
      
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