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It's below freezing and raining. You throw the waterproof explosives onto the driveway. When the rain stops and the driveway is covered with ice, you set off the tiny explosives to break up the sheet of ice. Then you can easily shovel it, and no harm done. Mind you, the explosives are kind of tiny.
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The schrapnel would leave no evidence. |
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//pour some of those explosives down the drain pipe and hey presto// |
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Bob: "Honest, doc... I was standing in the shower when I think I slipped on the soap. When I came to I had 18 inches of drainpipe stuck up my butt. I don't know how it happened, it's all a blur."
Doctor: "Uh-huh." |
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