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keyed decal
Makes car/ SUV exterior look like somebody keyed it
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How many times have you seen the destruction caused on a cars exterior caused by a key being run along the paint surface all the way down to the metal? Were you filled with disgust? Jealousy perhaps? Did you wonder what the owner/leasors reaction was? Fun until somebody got hurt, huh. Well Hey! Now you can join the fun! Affix 'keyed decal' to your least favorite SUV and watch the wittle wimp with wheels wilt. I blame Uncle Nutsy and Bear and literally and figuratively hold myself irresponsible.

thumbwax, Sep 08 2000

"Mudder" Paintjob for Yuppie SUV's http://www.halfbake...V_27s#967134066-2-1
Why the Bear and I have been blamed [Uncle Nutsy, Sep 08 2000, last modified Oct 05 2004]

Sorta baked. http://search.ebay....roperty=MetaEndSort
Static stickers that look amazingly like real bulletholes. [StarChaser, Sep 08 2000, last modified Oct 05 2004]



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       Oh hell yeah....   

       The vile alternative is a spraypaint can of fixative/preservative clearcoat to go over your _real_ keying job with.

bear, Jan 13 2001
  

       I like it. And there would be a market for those people already keyed, to cover up the real key mark with a decal. Therefore concealing whatever lead to it in the first place.   

       I have a neighbor with the words 'f--- you' scratched in her door... think you could get decals with words... the typical 'b----' for a ladies hood. The 'cheating a--' for a philandering hubby.

ByteMarquis, Mar 16 2003
  

       So ridiculous I had to vote for it. But if these became commonplace, "keyers" would probably up the ante. Maybe that's not such a bad thing.

snarfyguy, Mar 16 2003
  

       This would complete the picture begun with the "bullet hole" stickers. +

gardnertoo, Sep 03 2003
  


 
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