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limku
Limericks distilled to Haiku | |
When you are unsure if you want to dedicate the time to read an entire limerick, get a synopsis in the condensed to the 5-7-5 syllable format. But be warned -- these don’t rhyme!
Man from Nantucket
Hid life savings thoughtlessly.
Daughter was a thief.
Now the pelican
Can
hold much food in his beak.
Hell, I don’t know how.
Two classy people,
Pretty from head to torso,
Never had children.
Reference “higherku” [link], since it’s dedicated to further abbreviating Haiku.
The first limku could be compressed to the higherku:
“man bucket nantucket”
higherku.
http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/higherku
[Amos Kito, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
This one is good too./Your conversation is changed/to Speak in Haiku.
http://www.halfbake.../Speak_20in_20Haiku
[Amos Kito, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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Man from Nantucket
Was generously endowed.
His ear was not safe. |
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(Surely everyone's heard that one...?) |
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Old man from Bengal,
Tripped on his dick in the hall,
Rolled down stairs on balls. |
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Man from Australia,
Paints arse to look like dahlia,
Looks good, smell failure. |
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A woman named Anne.
Gives very good head, she can.
Turn's out she's a man!
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Huge Dairy State man
Proudly displayed his unit
in public places |
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Amos Kito baked,
Haiku made from limericks,
Annoying many. |
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Alternative limku construction, a replay from Lifeless Limericks: |
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I once met a man,
Japanese. A limerick,
He wrote with ease, but, |
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When it was done, he
Did not want one, but double,
Haiku poems, these. |
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Chaucer is sadly neglected. |
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Good thinking Rods...
From Shoreham hailing,
A Youth, paper-legg-ed, strode.
O’er-stretched. Breeches breeched.
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Next, lameku may be,
The new piss poor poetry fad,
The days grow short now. |
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Or try Haimericks -
Exactly the same, but still:
Wondrous maneuver!
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Chaucer is thankfully overlooked. |
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Old Peruvian
dreamt he ate his shoes again
Not a dream, it was. |
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More permutations-
Lifeless shakespeare poetry
In 'CPPC. |
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//Chaucer is thankfully overlooked// |
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Shakespeare, and some others, work well in Haiku, due to the structure of the prose. Someone's probably already done it -- I haven't researched that. |
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Wretch upon on my door,
Leave me in my loneliness?
Raven: “Nevermore”. |
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Man with name Eenis
Was endowed like a donkey...
(Not for children, this) |
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