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ping go the strings of my heart!

harp bra for the *pinger* in your life.
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some men seem to enjoy nothing better that giving your bra strap a playful *ping*; with this garment he can serenade you to his heart’s content.

full size harp with light strings and lacy straps at the back & the garment opens at the front.

n.b. link may or may not open, sorry, you may need to use your imagination

po, Sep 03 2003

ping! http://www.geocitie....html?1062618148060
[po, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]

(?) how to play http://www.web-help...9/images/hmb004.jpg
[FarmerJohn, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]

Possibly the worst - http://www.halfbake...idea/Wrapping_20hat
yet, *best* drawing on the hb [thumbwax, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]

These look like they could be tuned. http://www.delicate...uxxa_st-tropez-body
Maybe NSFW (In that they are of different lengths) [AbsintheWithoutLeave, Feb 06 2008]

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       No offense, but that is seriously the worst artwork I have ever seen. Ever.

Sincerely yours,
DeathNinja
DeathNinja, Sep 03 2003
  

       <weeps>
po, Sep 03 2003
  

       Looks perfectly fine through an engineer's eyes. I see a woman's back, bra straps, and a harp. The image clears up the question of whether the harp strings make up the supporting link between the two sides of the bra - clearly there is a supporting structure, allowing for constant tention on the strings and therefore a stable tune.
Worldgineer, Sep 03 2003
  

       One way to stay in tune with eachother [+]
Helium, Sep 03 2003
  

       Hehe! I don't think you'd want to lug a *full sized* harp around on your back though.   

       What kind of musical instrument would be appropriate for the lower half?
RoboBust, Sep 03 2003
  

       hey, I'm not turning into a one-man band <g>
po, Sep 03 2003
  

       Audrey Hepburn would be proud.
k_sra, Sep 03 2003
  

       I don't know what DeathNinja is harping on about.
Helium, Sep 03 2003
  

       "The way he touched me tugged at my harp strings, and by the second date, he had stolen my harp away, my harp was his forever" etc etc
Helium, Sep 03 2003
  

       Great way to get harps into a marching band.
AO, Sep 03 2003
  

       /What kind of musical instrument would be appropriate for the lower half?/   

       Hammond Organ?
egbert, Sep 03 2003
  

       The Sitar of course.
Worldgineer, Sep 03 2003
  

       When working at the Dairy Queen as a teenager, I twanged a coworker’s strap. Not pleased, she tricked me and locked me in the walk-in fridge where the liquid ice cream mix was kept. Drinking ice cream sure was good…mmmm.
FarmerJohn, Sep 03 2003
  

       [FJ] That's like when Chunk gets locked in the freezer with the dead guy and eats all the Swansons ice cream.
DeathNinja, Sep 03 2003
  

       Oh man. I can dish it out, but I can't take it.   

       I'd better enroll in Failure School...   

       -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DeathNinja, Sep 03 2003   

       touché.
po, Sep 03 2003
  

       I think the illustration is surreal and hauntingly attractive, reminiscent of both Degas and Rene Magritte.
AO, Sep 03 2003
  

       //What kind of musical instrument would be appropriate for the lower half?   

       (I can't believe there hasn't been a corny "G-string" joke yet.)
magnificat, Sep 03 2003
  

       That link looks to me like the top half of a very shapely backside. Might it be yours Po?   

       DeathNinja, clearly you have not seen the tape-dispensing hat.
thumbwax, Sep 04 2003
  

       I'd pay good money for a signed print of that one!
po, Sep 04 2003
  

       I love that wrapping hat drawing. I even used it as an example in my HB FAQ.
krelnik, Sep 04 2003
  

       Ham and Organ? is that one of those newfangled pubs?
po, Sep 04 2003
  

       *Ping!*   

       (+)
Pseudonym #3, Sep 08 2003
  

       wow. I feel pinged.
po, Feb 06 2008
  

       It's taken you five years to get pinged??
MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 06 2008
  

       It's a bandwidth issue, [Max]
globaltourniquet, Feb 06 2008
  

       B-flat?
phoenix, Feb 07 2008
  
      
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